cost cutting

[Rat Faced]

So its a perpetual loop... piss to make the coffee which creates the piss to make the coffee.

Perfect recycling.

[JPaul]

It's so obvious the only shocking thing is that no-one has done it before.

Other than Starbucks obviousment.

And Costa.

[Something Else]

Costa even do it in Tesco petrol stations.

I worked in a pub recently, and we had a coffee expert come and teach us how to make a really good coffee. I paid loads more attention than anyone else, asked lots of questions, practised a lot and finally perfected it.

Once the coffee expert had gone, the kitchen called and asked me to send down two cappuccinos. I volunteered to make them immediately, and with enthusiasm. I tried my best, but turned out they were pish. Every one I've made since has also been pish.

I've quit the job now. Where did I go wrong.

[JPaul]

"Where did I go wrong."

I'm not sure where it happened but I'm fairly certain it was some time in the mid 80's

[mjmacky]

I was typing my perspective on coffee, but then I had to delete all of it because it dawned on me that it was pretty fucking boring. So, here's this instead:

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[JPaul]

That's clearly phoatie shopped.

I would never drink bottled beer out of the bottle. That's just crass

[IdolEyes787]

That's clearly phoatie shopped.

I would never drink bottled beer out of the bottle. That's just crass

Likely because in the bottle it can't get warm enough.

[JPaul]

That's clearly phoatie shopped.

I would never drink bottled beer out of the bottle. That's just crass

Likely because in the bottle it can't get warm enough.

It can if it's sitting close to a roaring log fire.

[IdolEyes787]

So we now know that you apparently pack glasses when you go camping.

[mjmacky]

That's clearly phoatie shopped.

I would never drink bottled beer out of the bottle. That's just crass

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