In a display of self-awareness, shady Einsteihns has acknowledged his inadequacies and decided to depart. Being in the company of intellectual superiors must have been a thrill for him, but saturation can overwhelm, so getting out before it swallows you whole is a prudent move. I wonder how he'll recount his vacation. Wait, no, I don't actually wonder that. It just seemed like the type of thing to say in an internet eulogy.
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My step-brothers exposed me to porn via magazines and VHS videos at the ripe old age of 6. When we got our first computer, discovering porn on my own was a mission. For about three months, I whacked my little pecker to a black and white image of a nude girl sitting down, which I had printed out on a dot matrix printer. My machine had 40 MHz and 8 MB of RAM, and considering that internet video hadn't been a thing yet, I was damn proud of printing my own porn. The first filesharer in my family was my younger brother, who must have joined a picture sharing group because he had a massive collection of unconventional images that included a man fucking a chicken as well as shit, straight from the source, being dumped into the mouths of some young looking women. He tried to hide it by placing all the images in a folder called Zen on the C: drive. He lost his computer privileges, which allowed me to house the computer in my small room. This was a story about how I ended up with my first masturbatorium.
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Peering into any similar future posts I'd just like to say thanks in advance for not sharing.
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Shit man!!! you are young!! how about the Devil and Miss Jones on Reel to Reel, and i still have the film my pervert dad used to watch
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the first movie i saw on VhS (Panasonic pop up VCR )was a bootleg Star wars copy or maybe it was ET?? shit i can only remember the baby blue movies on channel 79 late at night
Do you remember those days Idol...![]()
I never felt the need to massage my own wiener as your mum was always there to do it for me.
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