Does anyone talk about file-sharing here

[IdolEyes787]

Don't blame me, blame Chewbacca.

Anyway if words don't have a meaning attached to them ( innocence: used euphemistically to refer to a person's virginity) then all we will be left with is stuff .STHNSv3 posts and nobody wants that.

[IdolEyes787]

Anyway while you'r here and we're talking about filesharing, maybe you could explain to me exactly what "and then maybe smack around some blue balls with a threaded nylon paddle another day" means?

I get that you were going for double entendre but the problem is I never first got the single entendre.

[IdolEyes787]

This is so bad that it makes me want to hit somebody and yet it's still better than this thread.

[IdolEyes787]

Seriously though if anyone would like some movie filesharing sites I don't think I'll be needing mine anymore more is things continue at this rate.


http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-en...-a6775086.html

Justin fucking Lin the same asshole who ruined True Detective.
Here's a rusty spoon.Why not just go ahead and scoop my heart out with it while you're at it.

[IdolEyes787]

Note to self.I really should have posted this in the thread where I talk to myself so I could get a reply.

[megabyteme]

At least Tarzan has Sam Jackson in it, so we get a line like "I'm tired of all these muther F@&%in apes ins this muther F@&%in jungle." That'll be worth the download, anyway.

BTW, who made the decision to 'retell' Tarzan? That one's been dried up as a story for like 3 decades.

[IdolEyes787]

You'e trying to tell me that wasn't Wesley Snipes?

Anyway what a lot of the problem is with something like this beyond the silly Spider Manish swinging and the grotesque and unconvincing Planet of the Apes apes is that since Edgar Rice Burroughs penned the original story and now, the World has lost a lot of it's mystery and places like "deepest ,darkness Africa" just don't seem that exotic anymore. Therefore you really have to nail the characters and the story and clearly this movie does neither of those.Instead it resorts to the increasing usual reliance on FX which are really out of place here.

[Something Else]

Did someone say Wesley Snipes.

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[megabyteme]

Anyway what a lot of the problem is with something like this beyond the silly Spider Manish swinging and the grotesque and unconvincing Planet of the Apes apes is that since Edgar Rice Burroughs penned the original story and now, the World has lost a lot of it's mystery and places like "deepest ,darkness Africa" just don't seem that exotic anymore. Therefore you really have to nail the characters and the story and clearly this movie does neither of those.Instead it resorts to the increasing usual reliance on FX which are really out of place here.

But it has already been done like 6 times in my lifetime. If there isn't a way to actually improve it, they should just find another, hopefully worthwhile, story. I've seen that blamed on filesharing (go with what works), but I think it just shows Hollywood is poised to be crushed by developing production companies around the world. Let's fucking hope, anyway.

It's kinda sad when I can't even be assed to steal anything to watch.

[STHNSv3]

At least Tarzan has Sam Jackson in it, so we get a line like "I'm tired of all these muther F@&%in apes ins this muther F@&%in jungle." That'll be worth the download, anyway.

You mean this Sammy?



Now "English MOFO, DO YOU SPEAK IT?" lol he thought he was brave until he got owned. I'm sure he would get owned in Tarzan. Lets be real here if Sam had line like: "I'm tired of all these muther F@&%in apes ins this muther F@&%in jungle." He would be like: Damn negros this boy is white and calling himself TARzan and who does he think he is hangin with apes in the jungle, its for only us.