As soon as my son learns to type (he can already do as well as you, but I've got standards for him), I'll have him spend 4 hours fooling you into thinking he's a girl.
Obviously you are either stupid enough to be convinced for an entire evening, or you enjoy flirting and sending pics of your dick to guys- which is it?
EDIT- taking a nap now. Feel free to be stupid while I'm gone. Or you can go find some guys to get you to send your dick pics to- we know you enjoy that.
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