I find a 'trial by fire' approach weeds out those who don't have anything to add here. Worst case scenario, they are good, brief entertainment while they last.
I am also the first to recognize and welcome those who do have something to contribute.
STDSv(x) could have been a suitable shady, untrustable misfit, however, he insisted we pay him undue respect for his eMule uploads and script kiddie skillz. That didn't work out so well for him, it seems... RIP his poor widdle psyche.
Idol called that one correctly, I must say.
My first 5 minutes on the job would go like this....
"Welcome to Walmart."
"Welcome to Walmart."
"Welcome to Walmart."
"Welcome to Walmart. Please get control of your children."
"Welcome to Walmart."
"Welcome to Walmart. You look like you've been here before, ma'am..."
"Welcome to Walmart."
"Welcome to Walmart. Good gawd, there's A LOT more of you than you have clothing there..."
"Welcome to Walmart. NOT!"
"Welcome... WTF is wrong with you people?!!!!."
"You people just keep coming, don't you. FFS."
"Lady, there is no way those are ALL your kids, but I can't imagine them NOT being yours..."
"You've found Walmart, you seem too intoxicated to find your own shoes, so congrats, I guess...."
"Is it true what they say about single mothers being better lovers?" "REALLY? I was joking, but if you're willing, fuck this shit. I'm down."
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