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    Understand "that woman" is out there,
    it can't be reasoned with,
    it can't be bargained with,
    it doesn't feel pity,
    or remorse, or fear,
    and it absolutely will not stop,
    EVER, until you are dead.


    How very appropriate

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Thank you kindly. I've reached the age of the hitch-hiker. No wiser. Still badly fucked in the head, but sure that keeps you sharp.

    Got a fine Polished woman a veritable swathe of my age, knowing full well the horrific tumble the nascent relationship will take pretty much any time soon.

    Forty fucking two. Fuck all that to the max all over the place.
    Congrats.

    I realised over the weekend I'm as old as Tim Peake.

    He's an astronaut.

    I wanted to be an astronaut.

    Obviously, this post is more about me than you.. Just sayin' ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
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    Well done on the mail-order bride old bean. Salutations.
    I have much to say on the subject, Benjamin. Thanks for bringing it up.

    Ireland, in general, has incurred, over recent decades, an absolute fuckload of Polish people. Dunno why they decided to dunroam here, perhaps they feel an affinity. That would have to be a pretty myopic affinity, cos Poles grind their knuckles into powder while the Irish are pure lazy fucks with a hearty sense of victim-hood which they naturally lapse into at the slightest indication of labour. Myself included.

    I'll tell you, this is the one and only instance being able to type quickly and arbitrarily scatter complex insults has ever worked out for me in a physical sense. We have this intranets kinda wank in work where you can instant message fuckers. We sit almost facing each other in work, and I make her laugh and get paid for it. There should be that satellite delay between me and all living things. I'd get on a lot better with the universe.

    Anyway, mid-life crisis notwithstanding, it makes you feel alive and everything else is trying to kill me.
    My most adaptable workers are Eastern European. True story. They go too far, in my opinion. To the point that I feel like I'm exploiting them.

    I am.

    I'd prefer them to refuse, because if everyone was united in demanding a certain wage and standard, we'd have no choice but to pay it.
    We'd also have no choice but to charge it.

    Otherwise, it's not great for the guy at the bottom. Not in this case.


    I'm glad to hear your rapist wit has finally become legal and appropriate for work. That is excellent.

    Who would have thunk it.
    Now go away.

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    Yeah, happy belated birthday.
    I love FST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Happy Birthday!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Thank you kindly. I've reached the age of the hitch-hiker. No wiser. Still badly fucked in the head, but sure that keeps you sharp.

    Got a fine Polished woman a veritable swathe of my age, knowing full well the horrific tumble the nascent relationship will take pretty much any time soon.

    Forty fucking two. Fuck all that to the max all over the place.
    Congrats.

    I realised over the weekend I'm as old as Tim Peake.

    He's an astronaut.

    I wanted to be an astronaut.

    Obviously, this post is more about me than you.. Just sayin' ....
    You're probably oder now, with him being in space and travelling at very near to the speed of light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post

    Congrats.

    I realised over the weekend I'm as old as Tim Peake.

    He's an astronaut.

    I wanted to be an astronaut.

    Obviously, this post is more about me than you.. Just sayin' ....
    You're probably oder now, with him being in space and travelling at very near to the speed of light.
    Yeah, the bastard it's fucking win win for him whichever way you look at it. (as long as the way you look at it is not the irradiated balls way)

    (Not that it matters if my balls are irradiated or not anymore, they've done their thing)

    (At least that's what I've been led to believe)

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    Sorry I missed your birthday bud. Happy belated. Are you still a shithead?

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