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    All I heard was, "Black people suck but my friend Jamal is one of the good ones"
    Does He Swallow??
    If they're really good at it, you should be able to remember more than just the ending.
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    Actually, a really bad ending can stick out too now that I think about it.

    In high school, after both of us having eaten at a Waffle House, we learned that we were both afflicted by food poisoning at such an inopportune moment. I was getting a blow job, and I had yet to have receive them a number of times that reach double digits, so as I started to cum, we simultaneously vomited. My reaction was similar to the worst case scenario of waking someone up when they're sleepwalking.
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    If you couldn't tell that the story was going to take a really bad turn at the first mention of Waffle House, then you've probably never eaten at one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Actually, a really bad ending can stick out too now that I think about it.

    In high school, after both of us having eaten at a Waffle House, we learned that we were both afflicted by food poisoning at such an inopportune moment. I was getting a blow job, and I had yet to have receive them a number of times that reach double digits, so as I started to cum, we simultaneously vomited. My reaction was similar to the worst case scenario of waking someone up when they're sleepwalking.
    Well, good on you for not letting it turn into a fetish for you.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    All I heard was, "Black people suck but my friend Jamal is one of the good ones"
    His name is DeAndre and he's sensitive because I assume he had to grow up in the Projects, racist.

    Hopefully his hard upbringing didn't dash his dreams of playing in the NBA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
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    If my apparent bias towards animation doesn't extend to South Park is it an actual bias against animation or maybe it's simply that haven't seen any anime that I particularity like?

    Please only belittle me but bringing to light my real biases against stuff like what Meg is inquiring about.
    All I heard was, "Black people suck but my friend Jamal is one of the good ones"

    I disagree so we seem to be at an impasse.

    I assume you want to settle it your usual way with a LARP fight.
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    Bam.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    All I heard was, "Black people suck but my friend Jamal is one of the good ones"

    I disagree so we seem to be at an impasse.

    I assume you want to settle it your usual way with a LARP fight.
    Had to look that up, but was totally worth it.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Clearly you have never seen Role Models which is actually a pretty decent comedy.
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    Related (I've posted this once before, but it's one of my favorites):

    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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