Tadaima, Meiri

[mjmacky]

Another boring detail is that I wanted to try on festive wear. On the day I went to buy a yukata, I couldn't bear the thought of wearing long sleeves, so I got a low priced jinbei instead.

Is that not the dress code to work in the Opium Poppy fields

Only proper way to explain is through pictures, so a to do for later.

[mjmacky]

Seriously though, you've been in Japan for like a month now so how many samurai have you seen and how many people's heads have they chopped off because they've offended their honour?

If it's less than 12 I'll be seriously disappointed.

Notice I didn't ask how many ninjas you've seen because any ninja worth his salt is not going to let himself be seen.

You'll be disappointing. No gerund intended.

Fuck me, gerund WAS intended, but my play on the phrase no pun intended backfired.

[mjmacky]

Thanks, internet I needed that.

I'm thinking about why her uniform is different than her teammates', and it may be a position thing, but I think it's because she's shorter than the rest of them.

[mjmacky]

One hobby I revisit now and again is torturing cockroaches. I'm under the impression that they hate tobacco and that this is hell:
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aaaand, jinbei:
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[IdolEyes787]

7/10 I like the butt, I just can't fap to it...

Comforting thought actually.

[IdolEyes787]

You'll be disappointing. No gerund intended.

Fuck me, gerund WAS intended, but my play on the phrase no pun intended backfired.

Less a horrific crash in the Women's Olympic Cycling Road Race. More a beautiful metaphor for Mary's life.

Couldn't fully commit to it, even in jest.

[IdolEyes787]

She's OK btw, not that this guy making a video cares.

[IdolEyes787]

"Look, she may be dying. I hope I'm framing this properly".

[mjmacky]

First video gone due to copyright claim

[IdolEyes787]

The Man is always trying to keep us North Americans down.

It's good that you decided to become a expat/refugee/traitor when you did.