I have stomach problems you see, started around December. I get stabbing pains and such, I won't go into too much detail on that but previously I had gone to the docs and they took blood to test for IBS and something else. The tests came back ok and so I made another appointment.
It was a different doctor today, a small middle aged Asian man. I told him of my troubles and he said that I would need to see a specialist but first he just had to rule a few more things out, fair enough I said.
So he instructed me to lay on the tablebedthing and lift my shirt up, he then poked me many times - no pain from it at all. He then said ok Mr. Mulder I need you to pull your trousers down, lay on your side and bring your knees up to your chest I just need to check your back passage... I said uwotm8? He said please it will be quick. I said is there any other way? He said no you need to see the specialist and this needs to be done first. I said ok...
He put a glove on, lubed up a finger and I thought he was just gonna put the tip in but I swear he got down to the wrist and fucking hell was it painful!!! I'm no homophobe but there's no way thats enjoyable unless you have a lady bottom!!!1
I haven't told the misses.
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