At least you're not as old as Idol
I can still benchpress your Mum even though by now I've lost all feeling on the left side of my body so fuck off.
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noes, mum jokes.
You hounded shay off the bored last night via the gift of not talking to him, now you're hounding me off via the gift of words.
No wonder you've got that caption above your stars
Is that a recent thing? I only noticed it this morning.
True question, btw.
No, "that" is in the Bible so it has to be at least 100 years old and totally fictitious.
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I just notice this is a happy birthday thread.
In that case Happy Birthday to my best friend, Mug.
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Cake, obviously.
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