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  1. 10-29-2016, 03:37 PM #11
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    Is it about halloween ? we dont have halloween here
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  3. 10-30-2016, 03:20 AM Lounge   -   #12
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    Supposed to start at midnight tonight. Two and a half hours...

    I got my dog outside in the backyard as bait. If I see ANYONE come near that back yard, clown or not, I'm pouncing with a crowbar. Not too original, but it'll get the job done.
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  5. 10-30-2016, 08:04 AM Lounge   -   #13
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    pics please ...
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  7. 10-30-2016, 10:31 AM Lounge   -   #14
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    Crowbar the fuck out of them.

    I love the modern English. You can basically take any noun and use it as a verb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Funkin' View Post
    Supposed to start at midnight tonight. Two and a half hours...

    I got my dog outside in the backyard as bait. If I see ANYONE come near that back yard, clown or not, I'm pouncing with a crowbar. Not too original, but it'll get the job done.
    Make sure you dress your dog up real slutty like, too. Will draw 'em in for sure.

    Idol can lend you some of his weekend attire if you don't have anything...
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Funkin' View Post
    Supposed to start at midnight tonight. Two and a half hours...

    I got my dog outside in the backyard as bait. If I see ANYONE come near that back yard, clown or not, I'm pouncing with a crowbar. Not too original, but it'll get the job done.
    That seems excessive but as you are clearly mental, the question you are probably asking yourself is " But is it excessive enough?".

    Protip. Don't overthink it. Simple pit filled with alligators. End of clown problem.

    Sure there's bound to be collateral damage but that's a given in any conflict so man up, homo.

    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Make sure you dress your dog up real slutty like, too. Will draw 'em in for sure.

    Idol can lend you some of his weekend attire if you don't have anything...
    Poor, poor Meg. This close to male menopause and you still haven't figured out that clothes don't make the dog, the dog makes the clothes.
    Respect my lack of authority.
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  13. 11-02-2016, 01:46 AM Lounge   -   #17
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    So, Funkin', what was your high score body count yesterday?
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."
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    I wouldn't like to think mister funkin' was all mouth and no trousers, but maybe he got over-powered by a couple of thirteen year old clowns.
    They're more difficult to subdue than they look
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.
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    Last I heard the clowns custard-pied him in the face, and then ran away in their big floppy shoes.

    Funkin' jumped into a car and gave chase, but then the car fell apart in a puff of shiny confetti.

    RIP
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I wouldn't like to think mister funkin' was all mouth and no trousers, but maybe he got over-powered by a couple of thirteen year old clowns.
    They're more difficult to subdue than they look
    If I know Funkin, he'll have no problem putting his mouth where trousers once were...
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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