Page 100 of 626 FirstFirst ... 5090979899100101102103110150200600 ... LastLast
Results 991 to 1,000 of 6259

Thread: Last one to post wins the internets

  1. #991
    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Vault 111
    Age
    36
    Posts
    16,578
    Some teeth are connected to sacks in your face, it sounds menthol but its probably true

  2. Lounge   -   #992
    JPaul's Avatar Fat Secret Agent
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Posts
    16,867
    I think someone wanted you to pay them a shed load of money so they made stuff up.

    That's your typical Arabian for you.

  3. Lounge   -   #993
    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Vault 111
    Age
    36
    Posts
    16,578
    If I had a camel and a wife with mutilated genitals for every thyme I've fallen for that

  4. Lounge   -   #994
    Caballero's Avatar Hung Like A Horse
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Posts
    1,241
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    You have heard of Dentists I assume.

    They do the same thing, without such a long wait and nearer where you live.
    I've been to a dentist in the UK. Once.

    I do not recommend that experience.

  5. Lounge   -   #995
    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Vault 111
    Age
    36
    Posts
    16,578
    Two troublesome youths got on the bus this morning and the driver turned the bus off and announced that the youths had to get off or he'd call the police. Apparently they had been spitting at buses after getting off them they of course didn't get off so the driver got out of his seat, walked past me and right up to them and said "seriously, I'm not taking this bus anywhere with you two on it, off now or I'll call the police". The leader of the two replied with " fuck off m8 call them then". Driver calls them, police say they'll be 40 minutes. Driver radios his boss to explain, boss says you can't wait that long just take them. Youths get off at their stop, spit at the bus then leg it like bosses

  6. Lounge   -   #996
    manker's Avatar effendi
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    I wear an Even Steven wit
    Posts
    32,394
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    Two troublesome youths got on the bus this morning and the driver turned the bus off and announced that the youths had to get off or he'd call the police. Apparently they had been spitting at buses after getting off them they of course didn't get off so the driver got out of his seat, walked past me and right up to them and said "seriously, I'm not taking this bus anywhere with you two on it, off now or I'll call the police". The leader of the two replied with " fuck off m8 call them then". Driver calls them, police say they'll be 40 minutes. Driver radios his boss to explain, boss says you can't wait that long just take them. Youths get off at their stop, spit at the bus then leg it like bosses
    Dave probably didn't want to do it but Bo told him that he was a poof if he didn't.
    Spitting at buses after getting off, though. Never heard of that before - you've got a new breed of chav in the Queen's England and they're perfectly harmless.

    Also, m8, wtf is happening to you? All this medical treatment. I think it's because of your clean living.
    The human body needs a certain amount of alcohol and/or goofball poison to train itself for fights against bacteria and aids. Someone explained it to me once but I'm fucked if I remember the science details as I was pished at the time.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

  7. Lounge   -   #997
    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Vault 111
    Age
    36
    Posts
    16,578
    I'm trying to have a minimum of x2 takeaway pizzas a week to balance it out lyke but fear it might not be enough...

  8. Lounge   -   #998
    IdolEyes787's Avatar Persona non grata
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    State of Grace
    Posts
    30,673
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    The human body needs a certain amount of alcohol and/or goofball poison to train itself for fights against bacteria and aids. Someone explained it to me once but I'm fucked if I remember the science details as I was pished at the time.
    Respect my lack of authority.

  9. Lounge   -   #999
    manker's Avatar effendi
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    I wear an Even Steven wit
    Posts
    32,394
    Well, there we are. Thanks, Idol. Proof positive, if it was ever needed after my eloquent surmisation.
    Mulder, you'd better start getting pished and stoned - or else enjoy your mouth and brain aids for eternity or until you die
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

  10. Lounge   -   #1000
    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Vault 111
    Age
    36
    Posts
    16,578
    not if I kill my self first

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •