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    What possible use would monkeys have for things.

    They are clearly just stealing for the sake of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    See there's your problem. As poisons go they only acknowledge the ones packaged in boxes and most wines from California.

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    What those marketing liars don't tell you is that it's bagged wine only masquerading as boxed wine. You don't even get the hints of corrugated cardboard
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    Well that explains the lack of wood notes and why it doesn't seep out all over the store's floor then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    I'm here at wurk and supposed to be setting up some stuffs for things that's quite urgent but just behind me is a television showing a documentary about Monkeys stealing things
    Ours steal stuffs, too, but most of 'em are just on welfare...
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Office is empty today, vaping up a storm in the server room. Got a sofa set up in here that they were gonna throw away from the staff room and got a laptop signed into Netflix, I'm doing nothing today ftw

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    Bought the homeless outside the co-op a hot chocolate, I'm basically Jesus now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post


    Office is empty today, vaping up a storm in the server room.Goty a sofa set up there...
    WHAAAAT!!!!!!!!

    Sorry, thought you said raping there for a moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    I'm here at wurk and supposed to be setting up some stuffs for things that's quite urgent but just behind me is a television showing a documentary about Monkeys stealing things
    Ours steal stuffs, too, but most of 'em are just on welfare...
    Nice to see that all the time spent attending Trump rallies didn't go entirely to waste. Also please stop referring to the NBA as Planet of the Apes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post


    Office is empty today, vaping up a storm in the server room.Goty a sofa set up there...
    WHAAAAT!!!!!!!!

    Sorry, thought you said raping there for a moment.
    If I could get away with it, some of the burds in this office!1 I wonder how manker does it, pays them off then deducts it from their wages probably...

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    Came into wurk earlier to reserve this cooler thing from Argos. Yeh I could have done it from home but fuck you, judgey mcjudgeface, I like it in work.
    Did that but it wasn't available at my selected store til 4pm today.
    That left me with a choice; either leave and go to see the missus' grampi and his wife with my missus, the kids and the inlaws, or dick about on the internets til about 3:50.

    What a poser
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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