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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    Holy fucking shitballs of all the crisps you could have mentioned you picked the one brand and one flavour me and the nob I work with constantly fap over!!??

    /banned for being a witch.

    Bobby does a 39p packet of beef grills too
    You can't get them in supermarkets.
    They're only for the more select members of society like you and me and that nob who go to Newsagents staffed exclusively with Asians of the Indian variety.

    Obviously ben has never heard of them as he can't read
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Plus I read somewhere that he hates foreigners and Jews.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    I gave up on TWD shortly after they killed off Beth. Not much to care about after that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Thank fook for that.
    I was doing a spot of stalking this morning of old threads and noticed that you were on exactly 13,000 posts.

    You'd not posted for ages so I thought you may have decided that the numbers meant something, like, and that something meant you had to leave the internets.
    I don't know what, mind. Perhaps something symbolic to do with your wart and Hallowe'en.
    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Not every economically deprived area.

    Sup, intercunts. Agreed, for the most part, about the general TWD consensus. I've watched it four times and I'm still not desensitised. Pure extraneous torture porn. And wasted emotional crunch, from a dramatic point of view, given the comic steering more prevalent in the show now and the nature of spoilers, and TV's pathetic reaction to them.

    In an effort to deflect the obviousness of a Glenn cliffhanger, the writers had clearly chosen to give Abraham the lesser of the brutality as a shocker, with Glenn's panel for panel skull excavation in technicolor. They sough to switch us, naively in spasticland, oblivious to the immense likelihood that all this wank would be leaked online before they even called it a wrap. A badly wrapped wrap. With kebab sticking out all over the joint. So they killed two fuckers, who'd we'd become unfortunately invested in for the sake of spoiling a spoiler already existent throughout the known universe.

    As for the brutality. Yes, it's a little bit much for me, even in comparison to the splatter-porn of previous seasons. Though, I can't help thinking, that this kind of TV is a necessary pushing of the envelope, if even only to be set against the hypocrisy of sex and language being tabooed. It was filthy an it was nasty, but nobody died.

    It's all Daryll's fault anyway.
    Nicely put. The lurid violence getting approved for air, while the resultant guttural profanity emanating from the on-screen spectators could not is completely absurd, as you say.
    It's a show about zombies, and it's incredibly difficult to suspend disbelief (in retrospect, to be fair) when his pregnant wife to be doesn't utter 'fuck' at least once in reaction to his slaughter.

    Anyway, that thing about Abe getting smashed first to make Glenn's rollocking more of a shock has been described on a few sites I've been to as a 'fake-out'.
    People are just accepting this term without question.

    Take-out is fine, it's taking food out of the fucking restaurant. Make-out is okay too as it's a euphemism. Fake-out is nothing, it doesn't make sense, it just rhymes so now it's a thing.
    If you hear someone saying it, beat them to death with their kids.
    I don't mean to defend this wonderful travesty, but I do know that they've started filming an alternate script (last season, I think) to every episode with each exuberant, improvised f-bomb and guttural filth a jobbing actor can muster, available only to DvD buyers and other spastics. Apparentment, the Negan scene is somewhat more authentic.

    That beating him with his kids stuff was a bit prophetic, innit. That would make me Negan and Dave would be Rick. Ha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    Holy fucking shitballs of all the crisps you could have mentioned you picked the one brand and one flavour me and the nob I work with constantly fap over!!??

    /banned for being a witch.

    Bobby does a 39p packet of beef grills too
    You can't get them in supermarkets.
    They're only for the more select members of society like you and me and that nob who go to Newsagents staffed exclusively with Asians of the Indian variety.

    Obviously ben has never heard of them as he can't read
    Our News Agent is 100% indifferent. She's also a large lady.

    You can say good morning and she'll say nothing back. Maybe they don't celebrate mornings or something else.

    You can take your 1 bag of enjoyment to the counter, hand her a tenner and say "sorry I don't have coins". No reaction. You can say to her " I bet your Gods are all zoo animals in people clothes" and still nothing... I like her.

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    Why the fuck would you want to converse with a fat newsagent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    You can't get them in supermarkets.
    They're only for the more select members of society like you and me and that nob who go to Newsagents staffed exclusively with Asians of the Indian variety.

    Obviously ben has never heard of them as he can't read
    Our News Agent is 100% indifferent. She's also a large lady.

    You can say good morning and she'll say nothing back. Maybe they don't celebrate mornings or something else.

    You can take your 1 bag of enjoyment to the counter, hand her a tenner and say "sorry I don't have coins". No reaction. You can say to her " I bet your Gods are all zoo animals in people clothes" and still nothing... I like her.
    Gold.

    Don't celebrate mornings

    I also like how you're so damn polite that you apologise for having money in order to pay for the goods she has for sale.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Why the fuck would you want to converse with a fat newsagent.
    Some people just like to chat
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    My theory is that she has a direct line to Bobby himself and that's why she's keeping quiet

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    Why the fuck would you want to converse with a fat newsagent.
    Some people just like to chat

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