Last one to post wins the internets

[anon]

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[Something Else]

I'm confused. Isn't Blackadder always British?

Notwhenleaningontheballustrade.

[Snee]

I have a complaint:

This country gets the worst terrorists.

I mean, the last guy who tried blew himself up, with no other casualties. So there were no casualties that mattered at all.

These inbred idiots stole a truck, presumably stuck some explosives in it, and careened down a busy street and then took off running, presumably armed and all, and they still killed less people than old age does in that city, in a given day. And this is in a country where cutbacks and bad politics have taken police to a point where they can't keep up with everyday crimes.

These utter and abject failures couldn't even manage to blow the truck up, ffs.

And their names are so blandly boring I forgot them five minutes after I heard them.

What kind of discount jihadis are these people?


I am just outraged about the quality of their work, and pretty much everything about them in general. If this is what ISIS or whoever has in store, I'd advise them to just issue a recall and go back to fucking goats and whatever else they were doing before they started with this shit.


This is just embarassing.

[IdolEyes787]

Trendy terrorists are the wurst.

Killing innocents in the name of fictional beings isn't something to be taken lightly. It should be left to those with a lifelong commitment to that sort of thing and not be done on a lark because you watched some YouTube video that made you mad or more likely you couldn't get laid if your life literally depended on it.

Btw the terrorists names were Gary.

[IdolEyes787]

To be fair, I'd consider blowing someone up over some of this.

[Snee]

Yeah, what a bunch a garies.

Also, 'sup internets. I hope all is well with the rest of you, too. I forgot to say, what with writing my very important terrorist review, yesterday.

[Something Else]

Have you seen Four Lions. A Chris Morris fillum. I think it illustrates your point wonderfully.

[Snee]

Yeah.

That's pretty much the first thing I thought about, after I knew more about the attack.

I didn't think so just after I'd seen it, but in hindsight, that movie is dead realistic.

[Something Else]

Indeed. Some people walked out of the cinema in disgust when I went to see it.

[thepished05]

eliminating blood lines one line at a time