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    I reckon missus barbie told barbie to buy a SUV. Maybe an Audi Q7.
    What you got, barbs, am I close
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post

    Fucking hell you went to Alton Towers willingly!? have you got an all inclusive planned for Tunisia too??
    It's what the middle class do, mate.
    I thought that's what you were too but you've completely blown your cover now. We might have to pull you out.

    They go to these places and they even take small children with them in the same car. These trips last for hours and hours, but no-one seems to mind.
    Menthol.
    It's all true

    I'm desperately clinging on to my middle-class status despite all the efforts of those around me to drag me down...

    I may in fact be the only middle-class person left in the entire country soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I reckon missus barbie told barbie to buy a SUV. Maybe an Audi Q7.
    What you got, barbs, am I close
    Not even slightly, I dream of having an Audi Q7

    I haven't bought a new car for about 15 years, I just have my dad's cast-offs as he seems compelled to trade his in every 3 years because he "doesn't like the stress of an MOT"

    So I am currently driving a Ford Focus.. One (not very) careful owner. (He still likes to park it in the garage, he often slightly misses)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I reckon missus barbie told barbie to buy a SUV. Maybe an Audi Q7.
    What you got, barbs, am I close
    Not even slightly, I dream of having an Audi Q7

    I haven't bought a new car for about 15 years, I just have my dad's cast-offs as he seems compelled to trade his in every 3 years because he "doesn't like the stress of an MOT"

    So I am currently driving a Ford Focus.. One (not very) careful owner. (He still likes to park it in the garage, he often slightly misses)
    How you people live; free nearly new cars on a tri-annual basis. Sweet deal, barbs.

    I've never managed to put an actual car in a garage.
    Every house I've lived in has started off with a pristine garage, but within about half an hour it's completely full with crap we 'might need one day'.
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    Yes, parking the car in the garage is a pipe-dream for me too.

    Parking the car in the garage is not a euphemism by the way. Well, it might be.

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    Wtf is a garage!?

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    I'll draw you a diagram

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    Wtf is a garage!?
    I believe it's similar to a carhouse.

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    Laird J of Paul has a converted stable block decked out as an automobile workshop, where he avails himself every other evening to tinker with his antique Bentley.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    A chum and I sang a version of that at the FIOD hoffice in Haarlem.

    Not as a show or anything, we were just bored and started singing it.

    They thought we were mentalists.

    It didn't stop them taking us out to get pished, then giving us a lift back to the hotel. Thank fuck we had the car, the driver could hardly walk

    True Story.
    New Game.
    What does JP do for a living?

    Hint 1: You only go where he went if you're about to pump someone or you're getting a massive dicking yourself.
    Hint 2: It's in Holland.

    True and actual hints above.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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