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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Considering Borat is their president, I assume it's not a very high bar.

    Edit. Sorry, for a moment I forgot which country you are from, Meg.
    Honestly, I'd take Borat.

    In other Eastern European news... my new girl is from Germany. Not certain if that's east or west, though....

    One thing that really sucks about meeting womens online is that you can spend literally days talking to one who seems really fun and cool... only to learn later that she's black!!!! That's why the feature is called blacklisting, I guess...
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    At least I didn't have to worry about her being a Jew...
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    At least I didn't have to worry about her being a Jew...
    Given your citizenship, I'm thinking none of this was mere happenstance and just go ahead and assume that while you were at a gun show someone suggested it was high time you found yourself a good Aryan girlfriend.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    At least I didn't have to worry about her being a Jew...
    Jewish Miss Germany contestant wins Miss Internet

    Attachment 178838

    How does the Irony look in that Dickhead And not only is she hot she is old enough to take over state lines

    http://www.jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish...nternet-536846
    Last edited by shaina; 01-19-2018 at 09:49 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    At least I didn't have to worry about her being a Jew...
    Given your citizenship, I'm thinking none of this was mere happenstance and just go ahead and assume that while you were at a gun show someone suggested it was high time you found yourself a good Aryan girlfriend.


    You have to give him a wee bit credit by softening it up with the Emoji But ya he is still a Dickhead with a job

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaina View Post
    Jewish Miss Germany contestant wins Miss Internet
    I'm sure the Jewish Miss Germany contest is *huge*. All 3 contestants seem quite nervous for some reason...
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    It's Trump's contest and currently none of the three are whores.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Miss Internet is either a gateway to porn, or a porn industry award. It's always nice to see a pretty young girl reach her dreams.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    It's Trump's contest and currently none of the three are whores.

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