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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Is 'shining the pumpkins' a euphemism, because somebody got those all glossy.
    Well spotted, they have just been given a brisk rubbing-over with a damp cloth to spruce them up a bit

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    Watched that Man From Uncle moviefilm last night wot has superman in it. It was alright lyke, only had 2 uncles in it though. Better than none I suppose.

    It got to about 10pm with half hour left of it and the misses says "my friend just text me saying she had a fight with her dad, can she come over?" I said Fuck No! We're not some fucking shelter for teen runaways and its basically the middle of the night ffs! Of course she comes over anyway, film goes on pause and they start chatting. Oh, I guess I'll just leave the room for an hour and wait then

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    Need to get a console back in the bedroom for when life gets too real

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    Whats seems to be the problem officer ?

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    I've just googled 'rattan' and found it's a square criss-crossing of fibres
    Now if only I could earn enough cash money to find out who or what a John Lewis is, there's a possibility barbie might pop out for a beer with me the next time he visits the in-laws in Wales.

    It's far from definite, though. I'm not even sure of their policy regarding associating with the nouveau riche at barbs' lodge.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    It got to about 10pm with half hour left of it and the misses says "my friend just text me saying she had a fight with her dad, can she come over?" I said Fuck No! We're not some fucking shelter for teen runaways and its basically the middle of the night ffs! Of course she comes over anyway, film goes on pause and they start chatting. Oh, I guess I'll just leave the room for an hour and wait then
    Being a shelter for teen runaways does sound like it might have some perks tho
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    That is funny

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    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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