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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGyverSG1 View Post
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    George Harrison was the only Beatle worth a fuck.
    Amen. Yoko ruined John and his murder will never let us know what could have been (might have saved us from some really bad John/Yoko shit though).
    I think if John Boy was still alive the songs would have backup vocals that have sounds of Democrats having gang rapes with cats
    No wait that may be Yoko
    The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money

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    Human beings are primates, and primates are political animals.
    Old shit was here. Now it's gone.

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    ELI5 why Brexit is a good thing
    "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"

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    Quote Originally Posted by dion09529 View Post
    Human beings are primates, and primates are political animals.
    So a monkey is a political animal?

    I don't think humans are political animals either, the state of politics shows this clearly not the case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGyverSG1 View Post

    That's why the blonde orangutan.....
    Orangutans are insulted by that.
    My apologies.

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    Old shit was here. Now it's gone.

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    Seems totally legit. I should probably open the accompanying attachment as quickly as possible.

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  8. Lounge   -   #2858
    You win international lotteries without even playing and you have the audacity to complain
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Spam alert!

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    Old shit was here. Now it's gone.

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    what happened to the old Anita?

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