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    If you hover the mouse over 'post quick reply', it shows 'Alt + S'
    However, that doesn't work. It used to work and I liked it.

    Perhaps if I post this here god will make it start working like she did with the edit thing.

    Also, god, there's something wrong with the most recent post in Sportsland.
    I can click on it but I can't read it. Could you please fix that, too, if you have a moment.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    I foresee much tinder speculation, so I'll strike preemptively. I don't message anyone, ever. It has manifested as toilet fodder for a couple years. I am, however, surprised at how often I match here because I swipe left 19 out of 20 times. The narcissist I am, I spend more time looking at my profile than anyone else's.
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    Does anyone know what macky's talking about

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Did she say that she still has a million cocks left available to blow in Tokyo before there is no longer any option but to do some regular work type work.
    Who knew earning cash money abroad is so easy.

    I mean, I've never sucked a cock, the notion hasn't even occurred, but it can't be difficult.
    It looks pretty straight forward in the movies anyhow.
    You know, "en" can also mean circle. Even though it's more of a slit, I'd interpret a circle to represent the vagina, yet you went with the penis. Interesting.

    Actually, not so much interesting as expected, you homobird.

    I recently swiped right on a ladyboy though, but I have enough matches as it is. I'd rather meet a ladyboy on the street if we're going down that path.
    What? No, it just looks like a cock.

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    If that's what you think a vagina looks like, it's no wonder she left you.

    Also, srs about the ladyboy thing?
    I think that kind of thing is absolutely fine if it's a genuine error, but to go out looking for one is perhaps a little bit of a thing a massive gay flaming homosexual might do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Does anyone know what macky's talking about
    The Grindr thing is fairly straightforward, she's looking for a burd with a cock.


    As to the other stuff about the 'en' looking like a vagina, I have no idea. I'm trying to help her clear it up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    I've got like a million 円 to blow through before I can no longer pay rent and eat. I'll likely be teaching English by then .....
    Lots of money and way too much free time. No, more likely you'll be dead by then.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Mary, pwned by her own pompousness.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    No, it just looks like a cock.

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    It does look like a cawk. It's got the Jap's eye and everything. Are we allowed to say Jap's eye now? Doesn't matter, I just did.

    It does not look like a vagina. Vaginas are more .... <\o/>

    EDIT: Sorry, upside-down. </o\>

    EDIT2: Suppose it depends on your point of view.

    EDIT3: Is the plural of vagina vaginas or vaginae? Sorry, a bit nervous today, got British Gas coming in a bit to inspect the boiler (not a euphemism) ... It's quite likely they're going to condemn it and I'll be without heating for the winter
    Last edited by Barbarossa; 11-01-2016 at 12:56 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    That's where ewe and I differ, Sir I'd rather have 12 hours of rick running away from zombies after everyone has been killed, sobbing and out of bullets than 12 hours of what is basically EastEnders. Especially given that I have to sit through EastEnders before getting to watch it
    Can't you just go into the other room and watch good stuff while she is in the main telly room watching shite?

    I'm sure it's okay to do this kind of thing but JP and barbie may have to advise further.
    This information could change your entire life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I'm sure it's okay to do this kind of thing but JP and barbie may have to advise further.
    This information could change your entire life.
    Headphones and iPad are your friend if you don't want to give up that sweet spot on the sofa

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