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  1. 11-01-2016, 01:08 PM #281
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    No, it just looks like a cock.

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    It does look like a cawk. It's got the Jap's eye and everything. Are we allowed to say Jap's eye now? Doesn't matter, I just did.

    It does not look like a vagina. Vaginas are more .... <\o/>

    EDIT: Sorry, upside-down. </o\>

    EDIT2: Suppose it depends on your point of view.

    EDIT3: Is the plural of vagina vaginas or vaginae? Sorry, a bit nervous today, got British Gas coming in a bit to inspect the boiler (not a euphemism) ... It's quite likely they're going to condemn it and I'll be without heating for the winter
    Posh garden, no heating.

    It's the age old story.
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  3. 11-01-2016, 01:08 PM Lounge   -   #282
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    No, it just looks like a cock.

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    It does look like a cawk. It's got the Jap's eye and everything. Are we allowed to say Jap's eye now? Doesn't matter, I just did.

    It does not look like a vagina. Vaginas are more .... <\o/>

    EDIT: Sorry, upside-down. </o\>

    EDIT2: Suppose it depends on your point of view.

    EDIT3: Is the plural of vagina vaginas or vaginae? Sorry, a bit nervous today, got British Gas coming in a bit to inspect the boiler (not a euphemism) ... It's quite likely they're going to condemn it and I'll be without heating for the winter
    Probably just stick an 's' on it. Never had to pluralise a vagina before. MMFs aplenty but no MFFs ever.

    And also, British Gas are the worst people to ask. They put boilers in and charge double what regular plumber type plumbers do, plus they get commission if they sell you a heating system.
    They're probably going to condemn it due to the intrinsic greed prevalent in capitalist society
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  5. 11-01-2016, 01:10 PM Lounge   -   #283
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    I think I got too greedy and god just stopped the edit thing from working.
    The vindictive bar-stewardess.
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  7. 11-01-2016, 01:10 PM Lounge   -   #284
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    That's where ewe and I differ, Sir I'd rather have 12 hours of rick running away from zombies after everyone has been killed, sobbing and out of bullets than 12 hours of what is basically EastEnders. Especially given that I have to sit through EastEnders before getting to watch it
    Can't you just go into the other room and watch good stuff while she is in the main telly room watching shite?

    I'm sure it's okay to do this kind of thing but JP and barbie may have to advise further.
    This information could change your entire life.
    There are four tellyboxes in my house, and four people.

    Another three laptops set up just to do the kodi (libreelec) thing.

    I like telly, true story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Can't you just go into the other room and watch good stuff while she is in the main telly room watching shite?

    I'm sure it's okay to do this kind of thing but JP and barbie may have to advise further.
    This information could change your entire life.
    There are four tellyboxes in my house, and four people.

    Another three laptops set up just to do the kodi (libreelec) thing.

    I like telly, true story.
    I'll take that as a yes, rather than a promulgation regarding the decadent position your profligation has engendered.
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    There's a tellybawcks in the bedroom but I snapped the USB bit off the Chrome cast for it by accidently being so freaking strong and manly there used to be an xbawcks in there too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Boiler is OK
    Huzzah.
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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37834104
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
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    Boiler is OK
    Huzzah.
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