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    Quads means I get a free Skype show from Mulder.
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    Guess vidme is unsupported

    https://vid.me/WaUL

    I'm obsessively looping this with an erotic filter. Like, in the middle of it, Kate McKinnon seals her eyes as if she is momentarily consumed by lust from Emily Blunt breathing on her neck, and who could blame her.

    But that could just be me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    How do I get onto his level.
    Hermits have no peer pressure.
    Now go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Something Else View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    How do I get onto his level.
    Hermits have no peer pressure.
    that's because women sit down to pee
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Guess vidme is unsupported

    https://vid.me/WaUL

    I'm obsessively looping this with an erotic filter. Like, in the middle of it, Kate McKinnon seals her eyes as if she is momentarily consumed by lust from Emily Blunt breathing on her neck, and who could blame her.

    But that could just be me.
    She's got her love eggs in.
    Also, The blonde burd has got a bit of a Squeamous forehead. Wtf did you do to her anyway, mary, to make her leave.

    She seemed perfectly happy when I took my enforced sabbatical.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Also, The blonde burd has got a bit of a Squeamous forehead. Wtf did you do to her anyway, mary, to make her leave.

    She seemed perfectly happy when I took my enforced sabbatical.
    I didn't show up to our date.
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    I think Dave stalked her off the boreds.
    Now go away.

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    The weirdest thing... when I hit Reply with Quote (hey admin, prepositions should be lower case even when using title caps), I can't add any spaces to the end of my post (e.g., for creating a space between words). Adding spaces works fine when they're placed somewhere in the middle or starting from an empty box.

    Again, squeamous never came back because I left her with an empty box.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaina View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805952/

    Your internet parents named you after this, apparently.
    It really amazes me what you find..
    More like what finds me.
    I don't want to give you the wrong impression, I don't really surf the internet at all.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    The weirdest thing... when I hit Reply with Quote (hey admin, prepositions should be lower case even when using title caps), I can't add any spaces to the end of my post (e.g., for creating a space between words). Adding spaces works fine when they're placed somewhere in the middle or starting from an empty box.

    Again, squeamous never came back because I left her with an empty box.
    It could have been worse, you could have left her with a full ... never mind.

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