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    You are one open minded guy Mulder, what is your preference on golden showers

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    I don't believe he's ever expressed any interest in Canadian Jews.
    I'll tell you a true story. A girl once pissed on me in the shower at her mum's house. Something she had always wanted to do, I didn't feel a thing. Not because I'm dead inside but instead because the shower water was hot anyway so I didn't really feel it squirting. Position wise we were both standing so it was only splashing my legs anyway. The piss it's self wasn't even yellow but clear. It was 9 or 10 years ago and my memory is shit but it's the only time someone has literally pissed on me, I remember it all. It's the sort of memory I'll be jerking off to on my death bed while my family looks down on me confused and horrified wishing they'd pulled the plug 2 to 10 minutes earlier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    The piss it's self wasn't even yellow but clear. It was 9 or 10 years ago and my memory is shit but it's the only time someone has literally pissed on me, I remember it all.
    Well Mulder, myself knowing many excellent Jewish Urologist , they will tell you most healthy people piss clear, i guess you can say that is a positive, but no matter how dehydrated you were, i will say it is still not drinkable

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    It's the sort of memory I'll be jerking off to on my death bed while my family looks down on me confused and horrified wishing they'd pulled the plug 2 to 10 minutes earlier.
    I guess you could look at this as an alternative of them walking into the room while a hot nurse is blowing you and then you finishing her off with solid anal cream-pie, i am thinking that is not a bad way to go either
    Last edited by shaina; 04-14-2019 at 06:16 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaina View Post
    Well Mulder, myself knowing many excellent Jewish Urologist , they will tell you most healthy people piss clear, i guess you can say that is a positive, but no matter how dehydrated you were, i will say it is still not drinkable

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    It's the sort of memory I'll be jerking off to on my death bed while my family looks down on me confused and horrified wishing they'd pulled the plug 2 to 10 minutes earlier.
    I guess you could look at this as an alternative of them walking into the room while a hot nurse is blowing you and then you finishing her off with solid anal cream-pie, i am thinking that is not a bad way to go either
    Clear pee doesn't always mean you are healthy, just well hydrated. That's why the first pee in the morning is yellow (unless you get up in the middle of the night and drink a gallon of water).

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGyverSG1 View Post
    Clear pee doesn't always mean you are healthy, just well hydrated. That's why the first pee in the morning is yellow (unless you get up in the middle of the night and drink a gallon of water).
    I was actually just making some humor out of a situation that urine should usually end up in a toilet or a tree on a golf course . The same i didn't add that if the chick decided to have asparagus for lunch and the next day Mulder colleagues at work would be puzzled on his new choosing of deodorant

    Again having no doubt on your wisdom MacGyver, being hydrated is also a good sign of health ,myself being a guy that has had kidney issues would kind of know

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    I'm doing a paper on why your account hasn't been banned as of yet. So far the best hypothesis that I've been able to come up with is that no one, not even the staff give a fuck about this site anymore. Sort of like the way millenials view not looking like complete self serving assholes.
    It's all Meg's fault.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I'm doing a paper on why your account hasn't been banned as of yet. So far the best hypothesis that I've been able to come up with is that no one, not even the staff give a fuck about this site anymore. Sort of like the way millenials view not looking like complete self serving assholes.


    And they gave "Mr. Chickenshit" a promotion and now it seems he is like every CEO out there and doesn't give a shit now, give someone the big bucks and they become a prima-donna


    PS. I hope all is well with Anon?? He actually hasn't been posting or been around
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    Word or the Day: Cacophony

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaina View Post
    Word or the Day: Cacophony
    Any "discussion" on Fox News. Coincidentally, the "phony" is also related to Fox News.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caballero View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by shaina View Post
    Word or the Day: Cacophony
    Any "discussion" on Fox News. Coincidentally, the "phony" is also related to Fox News. .
    You are kidding about Fox News reporters being Biased right?? It is not number one because it reports fake news like CNN or MSNBC?? Again if you are a Lefty?? Well that is your choice but you are one of the few, Loud!!, but few

    I do hope you are not a Sanctuary City buddy, because you will be running to the poles in 2020 and putting an X next to Trumps name, And your Communists friend Bernie even knows his crazy agenda won't work with open borders....

    Don't Forget to watch Bernie on Fox news tonight Cabby, and know whatever he says the Majority of Country will want the opposite, it will be a great education on how not to run a Democratic Capitalist Country, don't miss it

    Also amazed me that the Democratic Speaker of the house also thinks that small group of Lefty Socialists are crazy nut bags and not what the Democratic party agrees with nor interested in, but you can say it brings great laughs on news cycles , that report actual news and not bash Trump every minute of the day.. CNN is showing the Cathedral fire with the splash message waiting for the Mueller Report,you can just feel the public moving to Fox News LOL!!!!

    Biden 2020
    (Finally reported that the Communists Sanders has moved closer to the top, even know Biden isn't even in the race)

    And i always add nice to see you Cabby

    On a sad note!!! A sad day in France with the loss of the 800 year old Nortre Dame Cathedral, the great positive is no reports of anyone hurt....
    Last edited by shaina; 04-15-2019 at 09:46 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaina View Post
    Word of the day: Prescient.......
    The Prescient of the United States is a POS. Come at me, racists.
    It's all Meg's fault.

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