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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Damn, your face just popped up on my phone, with it's long-ish hair and rotund cheeks, telling me to enjoy my next toilet adventure.
    Freaky deaky.
    Which way did you swipe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Damn, your face just popped up on my phone, with it's long-ish hair and rotund cheeks, telling me to enjoy my next toilet adventure.
    Freaky deaky.
    Which way did you swipe?
    From front to back, not that it's any of your business though you filthy scatologist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Damn, your face just popped up on my phone, with it's long-ish hair and rotund cheeks, telling me to enjoy my next toilet adventure.
    Freaky deaky.
    What did you do, select your favorite picture of me or something? Enjoy the fap session I guess.
    Your Google+ profile pic pops up to greet me when you email.
    It's my email client's doing as my favourite pic of you is the one where you're reclining on the hood of a Buick or something.
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Ah hahahaha

    1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme

    edit: and that would be the trunk (boot?)
    Last edited by mjmacky; 11-08-2016 at 04:17 PM.
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    Oh wait, I'm not sure if I shared that here. Also, I just realized that you may have access to me entire fucking catalog. Forget chills, I think I just got scoliosis.
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    Pretty sure you did share it here. It's not as if I'd go through your G+ and save pics I like.
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post


    Pretty sure you did share it here. It's not as if I'd go through your G+ and save pics I like.
    If I understand correctly, you're saying that's exactly what you've been doing, right?

    You naturally went for the younger version of me because you are subconsciously imagining the massive sperm count.
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    Fairly sure I got them from here but anything is possible.
    Btw, I'm not sure how a massive sperm count would be a sexually-attractive trait to anyone but a broody spinster like Squeams, for example.

    Plz do teach me the ways of the massive cawk fancier so that I might understand the wanton ways of this wide world.
    Last edited by manker; 11-08-2016 at 05:48 PM.
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