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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
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    Also, The blonde burd has got a bit of a Squeamous forehead. Wtf did you do to her anyway, mary, to make her leave.

    She seemed perfectly happy when I took my enforced sabbatical.
    I didn't show up to our date.
    I told her that would happen if she didn't wait til you were fixed.
    Womenz these dayz. Ruled by their libido
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    I didn't show up to our date.
    I told her that would happen if she didn't wait til you were fixed.
    Womenz these dayz. Ruled by their libido
    Still not fixed. I started a serious relationship sort of by accident while I was still in Florida, and that lasted just over two years. I still had ambitions to be single, so I broke it off when I moved (clearly communicating this well before the move). I almost jeopardized my single status in Colorado, and that's when I realized that I go into auto pilot to hunt down another woman after getting out of a previous relationship. Like, I blow right past red flags with reckless abandon.

    Now, I'm taking a more active approach to staying single, and by that I mean I'm more mindful of my habits. It feels shitty to reject someone, so I don't let it get that far.

    In summary, the repairs have been delayed, and I am in desperate need of a minimum of two domesticated cats.
    Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    I didn't show up to our date.
    I told her that would happen if she didn't wait til you were fixed.
    Womenz these dayz. Ruled by their libido
    Still not fixed. I started a serious relationship sort of by accident while I was still in Florida, and that lasted just over two years. I still had ambitions to be single, so I broke it off when I moved (clearly communicating this well before the move). I almost jeopardized my single status in Colorado, and that's when I realized that I go into auto pilot to hunt down another woman after getting out of a previous relationship. Like, I blow right past red flags with reckless abandon.

    Now, I'm taking a more active approach to staying single, and by that I mean I'm more mindful of my habits. It feels shitty to reject someone, so I don't let it get that far.

    In summary, the repairs have been delayed, and I am in desperate need of a minimum of two domesticated cats.
    Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
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    I told her that would happen if she didn't wait til you were fixed.
    Womenz these dayz. Ruled by their libido
    Still not fixed. I started a serious relationship sort of by accident while I was still in Florida, and that lasted just over two years. I still had ambitions to be single, so I broke it off when I moved (clearly communicating this well before the move). I almost jeopardized my single status in Colorado, and that's when I realized that I go into auto pilot to hunt down another woman after getting out of a previous relationship. Like, I blow right past red flags with reckless abandon.

    Now, I'm taking a more active approach to staying single, and by that I mean I'm more mindful of my habits. It feels shitty to reject someone, so I don't let it get that far.

    In summary, the repairs have been delayed, and I am in desperate need of a minimum of two domesticated cats.
    What I get from the last three sentences is that you're practically a hermit, living as you are in a place where you can't even articulate your desire to unblock your colon to a store clerk.
    Less mindful of habits and more hamstrung by circumstance.

    It seems like you're more fixed than you were previously when you were with the Serbian female.
    Dating fuck-ups are an anecdotary bedrock of functioning society participants.

    ===

    I almost replied to the first part with a soliloquy about how I always did the hunting down thing after a relationship ended. Every time.
    I didn't though and here's another of those annoying stage scenes:

    mary: This is what I do when a relationship ends [tells story].
    manker: fuck that, here's what I do when a relationship ends [tells story].
    mary <thinks>: Who gives a fuck what you do, this was supposed to be about me right now, not you a hundred years ago.
    manker <thinks>: hmmz, she's silent, must want me to expound.
    manker: There was this one girl ... .
    mary <thinks>: I'm going to stab this guy in the fucking face at next summer's FST get-together.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I told her that would happen if she didn't wait til you were fixed.
    Womenz these dayz. Ruled by their libido
    Still not fixed. I started a serious relationship sort of by accident while I was still in Florida, and that lasted just over two years. I still had ambitions to be single, so I broke it off when I moved (clearly communicating this well before the move). I almost jeopardized my single status in Colorado, and that's when I realized that I go into auto pilot to hunt down another woman after getting out of a previous relationship. Like, I blow right past red flags with reckless abandon.

    Now, I'm taking a more active approach to staying single, and by that I mean I'm more mindful of my habits. It feels shitty to reject someone, so I don't let it get that far.

    In summary, the repairs have been delayed, and I am in desperate need of a minimum of two domesticated cats.
    What I get from the last three sentences is that you're practically a hermit, living as you are in a place where you can't even articulate your desire to unblock your colon to a store clerk.
    Less mindful of habits and more hamstrung by circumstance.

    It seems like you're more fixed than you were previously when you were with the Serbian female.
    Dating fuck-ups are an anecdotary bedrock of functioning society participants.

    ===

    I almost replied to the first part with a soliloquy about how I always did the hunting down thing after a relationship ended. Every time.
    I didn't though and here's another of those annoying stage scenes:

    mary: This is what I do when a relationship ends [tells story].
    manker: fuck that, here's what I do when a relationship ends [tells story].
    mary <thinks>: Who gives a fuck what you do, this was supposed to be about me right now, not you a hundred years ago.
    manker <thinks>: hmmz, she's silent, must want me to expound.
    manker: There was this one girl ... .
    mary <thinks>: I'm going to stab this guy in the fucking face at next summer's FST get-together.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Still not fixed. I started a serious relationship sort of by accident while I was still in Florida, and that lasted just over two years. I still had ambitions to be single, so I broke it off when I moved (clearly communicating this well before the move). I almost jeopardized my single status in Colorado, and that's when I realized that I go into auto pilot to hunt down another woman after getting out of a previous relationship. Like, I blow right past red flags with reckless abandon.

    Now, I'm taking a more active approach to staying single, and by that I mean I'm more mindful of my habits. It feels shitty to reject someone, so I don't let it get that far.

    In summary, the repairs have been delayed, and I am in desperate need of a minimum of two domesticated cats.
    What I get from the last three sentences is that you're practically a hermit, living as you are in a place where you can't even articulate your desire to unblock your colon to a store clerk.
    Less mindful of habits and more hamstrung by circumstance.

    It seems like you're more fixed than you were previously when you were with the Serbian female.
    Dating fuck-ups are an anecdotary bedrock of functioning society participants.

    ===

    I almost replied to the first part with a soliloquy about how I always did the hunting down thing after a relationship ended. Every time.
    I didn't though and here's another of those annoying stage scenes:

    mary: This is what I do when a relationship ends [tells story].
    manker: fuck that, here's what I do when a relationship ends [tells story].
    mary <thinks>: Who gives a fuck what you do, this was supposed to be about me right now, not you a hundred years ago.
    manker <thinks>: hmmz, she's silent, must want me to expound.
    manker: There was this one girl ... .
    mary <thinks>: I'm going to stab this guy in the fucking face at next summer's FST get-together.
    That's not an annoying stage scene, it's a minute, n'est ce pas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Still not fixed. I started a serious relationship sort of by accident while I was still in Florida, and that lasted just over two years. I still had ambitions to be single, so I broke it off when I moved (clearly communicating this well before the move). I almost jeopardized my single status in Colorado, and that's when I realized that I go into auto pilot to hunt down another woman after getting out of a previous relationship. Like, I blow right past red flags with reckless abandon.

    Now, I'm taking a more active approach to staying single, and by that I mean I'm more mindful of my habits. It feels shitty to reject someone, so I don't let it get that far.

    In summary, the repairs have been delayed, and I am in desperate need of a minimum of two domesticated cats.
    What I get from the last three sentences is that you're practically a hermit, living as you are in a place where you can't even articulate your desire to unblock your colon to a store clerk.
    Less mindful of habits and more hamstrung by circumstance.

    It seems like you're more fixed than you were previously when you were with the Serbian female.
    Dating fuck-ups are an anecdotary bedrock of functioning society participants.

    ===

    I almost replied to the first part with a soliloquy about how I always did the hunting down thing after a relationship ended. Every time.
    I didn't though and here's another of those annoying stage scenes:

    mary: This is what I do when a relationship ends [tells story].
    manker: fuck that, here's what I do when a relationship ends [tells story].
    mary <thinks>: Who gives a fuck what you do, this was supposed to be about me right now, not you a hundred years ago.
    manker <thinks>: hmmz, she's silent, must want me to expound.
    manker: There was this one girl ... .
    mary <thinks>: I'm going to stab this guy in the fucking face at next summer's FST get-together.
    That's not an annoying stage scene, it's a minute, n'est ce pas.

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    Speaking of Usenets / Torrents

    I still just use https://www.gingadaddy.com/index.php for Usenets and

    https://1337x.to/ for torrents.

    Between them I can steal pretty much whatever I want, fastly.

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    Speaking of Usenets / Torrents

    I still just use https://www.gingadaddy.com/index.php for Usenets and

    https://1337x.to/ for torrents.

    Between them I can steal pretty much whatever I want, fastly.

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