Last one to post wins the internets

[IdolEyes787]

Shia having sex with a 11 year old.



Still more tolerable then Picard because at least Shia ain't old and ghey.

[anon]

Shia having sex with a 11 year old.

Clickbait title.

[IdolEyes787]

The FBI pays me a small finder's fee for helping to identify you pedophiles.

If the Feds show up at your door don't blame me, blame capitalism.

[megabyteme]

"It's performance art, officer."

[anon]

"I'm a method actor."

[IdolEyes787]

Kill me now.

After hitting the big screen, The Equalizer is headed back to TV:CBS has officially handed a pilot order to a reboot of the late-’80s crime drama, now starring Queen Latifah in the title role, TVLine has learned.

The original series ran on CBS from 1985 to 1989 and starred Edward Woodward as Robert McCall, a former covert operations officer who tried to atone for his past sins by offering, usually free of charge, his services as a troubleshooter, protector and investigator (or what we now simply call a “fixer”).

This “reimagining” of the classic series stars Queen Latifah as “an enigmatic figure who uses her extensive skills to help those with nowhere else to turn.” Castle executive producers Andrew Marlowe and Terri Miller will pen the pilot, and original series co-creator Richard Lindheim is also onboard as an EP. (The reboot was first announced back in November.)

[megabyteme]

Cartman sings about the backdrop for The Equalizer:

[megabyteme]

Congratulations on Day 1 of Pissing in the Wind, aka Brexit!

[Mr. Mulder]

I'm just about to walk to the shops for tea and crumpets, got my shotgun loaded, flare gun ready and a tin of dog food incase I have to take shelter.

[IdolEyes787]

A shotgun or any projectile weapon is only good until it's ammo runs out. What you need to do is to find yourself a good pike before there's a run on them. With a pike you'll always have the reach advantage.

Also a dog is better than dog food. They act as an early warning system and in a pinch you can still eat them.