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    Hmm... looked in the mirror today and it seems the 30% gray hair I had is now less than 10%...

    (I'm still batshite crazy, but enjoy the new look. Oh yeah... they'll probably find evidence of past life on Mars.)


    See you next year "Perseverance".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stehle View Post
    Hmm... looked in the mirror today and it seems the 30% gray hair I had is now less than 10%...
    If it makes you feel any better, that's common for men your age after they shave their balls.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Ladies.

    I've been watching through all of NYPD Blue, I don't know why as it's not something I purposely set out to do. I'm half way through season 7 now and I feel ready to take the sergeant's exam.

    In other news I got a parcel today. The door buzzer rang, I answered it and a strong Polish accent said there was a parcel, I told him to leave it inside by the door and buzzed him in. He then buzzed back to confirm there was a parcel, I told him I knew about the parcel from our earlier conversation and buzzed him in to leave it inside by the door. He then buzzed again so I buzzed back then all this stopped. I had a shower, got dressed and went downstairs to find no parcel, I opened the front door and the parcel was sat outside. I said useless cunt out loud to myself and brought it back upstairs, inside the box was another box and inside that box was a gift hamper thing from work for "all the hard work". This is a fucking outrage because they fucked us all on review scores this year and this shitty hamper might as well have been petrol station flowers.

    The hamper has various fancy looking items in it, some chocolate bars with salted caramel on them (all the rage with homosexuals I'm told), some salted caramel popcorn, some posh looking peanuts and a bottle of nonalcoholic apple and elder flower fizzy drink. This drink tasted like soap and I wish none of this happened it just wasn't worth the effort.

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    Were the peanuts at least dipped in salted caramel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post

    I've been watching through all of NYPD Blue, I don't know why as it's not something I purposely set out to do. I'm half way through season 7 now and I feel ready to take the sergeant's exam.
    Before NYPD Blue, the producer, Stephen Bochco did a kind of similar show called Hill Street Blues. Dennis Franz even played a character very similar to Sipowitz in it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post

    I've been watching through all of NYPD Blue, I don't know why as it's not something I purposely set out to do. I'm half way through season 7 now and I feel ready to take the sergeant's exam.
    Before NYPD Blue, the producer, Stephen Bochco did a kind of similar show called Hill Street Blues. Dennis Franz even played a character very similar to Sipowitz in it.
    We've got a free streaming service here called 4oD/All4 that's got the lot of them on there, that's next on my list. Sipowicz has become my role model, he starts the series drunk on the job banging a prostitute and gets shot in the arse then is a racist for 12 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caballero View Post
    Were the peanuts at least dipped in salted caramel?
    They were the only things that were not however my own nuts have something on them resembling salted caramel??

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    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    The hamper has various fancy looking items in it, some chocolate bars with salted caramel on them (all the rage with homosexuals I'm told), some salted caramel popcorn, some posh looking peanuts and a bottle of nonalcoholic apple and elder flower fizzy drink. This drink tasted like soap and I wish none of this happened it just wasn't worth the effort.
    They sent you all that shit from Poland (wherever that is) to say thanks for keeping Zoom minimized while you watched midget porn, why don't you show some respect?
    "Come visit sometime, okay? We'll always be here for you. We... we all love you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Stehle View Post
    Hmm... looked in the mirror today and it seems the 30% gray hair I had is now less than 10%...
    If it makes you feel any better, that's common for men your age after they shave their balls.
    Yes, yes it does. I did enjoy that Dennis Franz video too. The lesson I learned is that most of the folks in that vid shaved them a little to much...

    (FWIW... after Mr. Mulder's hilarious narrative, everyone that posted their own witticisms added to my mirth and may have started me down that coronary road, as I actually did fall off my chair.)

    You are all to be commended.


    @Mr. Mulder Sorry for your luck with the hamper... given its source at least it didn't contain brudny ubranie.
    Last edited by Stehle; 07-31-2020 at 07:27 PM. Reason: FST makes weekend fun!

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