You guys get a lot of these irony riots.
'It's terrible, the police are killing black folk -- LET'S KILL THE POLICE'
'It's awful, Trump's gonna destroy America -- LET'S DESTROY IT FIRST'
'It's disastrous, Katrina's ruined all the stores' perishable goods - LET'S STEAL THE NON-PERISHABLES'
That last one is a stretch but w/e it's pure Simpsons, I imagine there's some footage of Moe Szyslak inciting the mob with similar statements.
You folks will be glad to know that after last week's terrible decision to stay in to watch the rugby, I'm off out today to a pub as nature intended.
It'll be weird as none of my mates care at all about politics. Here is some gay minute thing or whatever they're called:
manker: Yeah I'm out, it'll be good to not talk about the election.
notmanker: Was I supposed to vote? My missus didn't so I didn't think I had to
manker: No, dewd. The USA election, Trump won it.
notmanker: ...
notmanker: Get a fucking life will you, that's all they're on about on facebook as well. Who gives a shit.
notmanker: And if you bring Carling for the train again you'll be wearing it, gaylord.
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Carling. How could ewe.
Now go away.
I purpose that we attack the bored with a broken jar of comas in protestant at all the bad grammer.
Now go away.
Stayed in to watch the rugby....not a terrible decision but disappointed to lose by a point to the Aussies. Cracking game though.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
JP's been doing that for years, mate.
He's started abusing the humble apostrophe now, too, but I didn't like to mention it. You know how he gets.
Also, what's everyone got against Carling all of a sudden. I brought a jug of it back from the bar and the looks I got, you'd think I'd shit on their nan.
I blame those swanky faux spit-n-sawdust micro brewery pubs that charge you £5 for a pint of something that's been fermented in an alimentary canal.
Beer should taste like beer, you twats. Unless it's Budweiser, which is also quite nice but doesn't taste much like beer.
Yeah, those craft beers are all shite, as far as I've tried. Five squids for a small bottle around my ways
I only ever buy them because they have no alternative. I'd prefer a Red Stripe. More easy vibe.
Now go away.
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