Last one to post wins the internets

[Barbarossa]

It never stops surprising me how surprised people are that famous people also get old and die just like everyone else.

[anon]

I know, Highlander was not a factually-accurate documentary, what a rip

[Barbarossa]

Day 375 of the American Election. News just in that Nevada has counted another vote

[IdolEyes787]

I see that Steve Bannon is now permanently banned from Twitter after suggesting Fauci and FBI Director Christopher Wray should be beheaded and their heads placed on pikes outside the White House. Now if we could only ban Twitter.

[anon]

Day 375 of the American Election. News just in that Nevada has counted another vote

Sounds like fraud, I demand a complete recount of that vote.

Now if we could only ban Twitter.

You want to make it harder to spot idiots on the Internet?

[anon]

So, it seems Putin finally invented the coronavirus vaccine?

[Caballero]

What for? Didn't the virus magically disappear on Wednesday?

The Donald promised!

[Caballero]

Because there is always that one tweet from the past that catches up with you...

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[IdolEyes787]

America proved that given the right situation, the slim majority are willing to put aside their differences and vote out the worst incumbent in recorded history. Good job, the bare minimum of you.
At this rate I expect you'll ratify universal healthcare and eradicate racism sometime around the time all the Southern states fall into the sea.

[IdolEyes787]

They are literally dancing in the streets in parts of the US. Not social distancing, spreading COVID but dancing in the streets.