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  1. 01-07-2021, 01:39 AM #5021
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    Anon, Meg is trying to tell me the reason that you speak such perfect English is because the cartel needed someone to translate when they torture DEA agents. Is this true?
    DEA Agent: "Okay, okay, our funding comes from a dummy account on bank A, number 123456!"
    Me: "He said 'fuck you beaner, you wouldn't dare to shoot me'."
    How the heck did you guess my windows root/wifi/bank account/lock screen/luggage/Netflix/HBO Max/laptop/Google Drive/Nintendo password???!
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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  3. 01-07-2021, 02:13 PM Lounge   -   #5022
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    Quote Originally Posted by anon View Post
    Didn't know our daily news are also posted on YouTube
    Thankfully, I can always count on the internet to give me the truth.
    Respect my lack of authority.
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  5. 01-07-2021, 06:56 PM Lounge   -   #5023
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    Canadiaaaaa.

    That is all.
    Now go away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
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    I won.
    I bet yer mom never said that

    Happy Valentine's Day!
    Old shit was here. Now it's gone.
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  9. 01-09-2021, 01:39 AM Lounge   -   #5025
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    How the heck did you guess my windows root/wifi/bank account/lock screen/luggage/Netflix/HBO Max/laptop/Google Drive/Nintendo password???!
    Don't underestimate weak passwords and stupid people. I once hacked into a local flight control system that way. Only had a look and left (plus I don't know anything about avionics anyway), but who knows what someone else would have done.
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."
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  11. 01-09-2021, 02:22 PM Lounge   -   #5026
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    Appalling lack of imagination, anon.
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  13. 01-09-2021, 05:14 PM Lounge   -   #5027
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    Did Matthew Broderick teach you nothing, anon?? http://youtube.com/watch?v=XP_Kv6xmxXw
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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  15. 01-10-2021, 01:33 AM Lounge   -   #5028
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    Discretion is the better part of valor
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."
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  17. 01-16-2021, 01:58 AM Lounge   -   #5029
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    FFS is anyone going to do anything about the Trumpian madness.

    Or are too many American citizens buying into his conspiracy theory lunacy.

    You have American citizens committing acts of terrorism in your own capitol, killing fellow citizens, including law enforcement officers.

    Get it sorted, you are quick enough to judge other countries for their failings.
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  19. 01-16-2021, 01:54 PM Lounge   -   #5030
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    FFS is anyone going to do anything about the Trumpian madness.

    Or are too many American citizens buying into his conspiracy theory lunacy.

    You have American citizens committing acts of terrorism in your own capitol, killing fellow citizens, including law enforcement officers.

    Get it sorted, you are quick enough to judge other countries for their failings.
    We are what we eat.

    Ofcom, which was established in 2003, has two important standards that the news broadcasters it licenses must abide by — "due impartiality" and "due accuracy."
    https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/16/media...com/index.html
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