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    What about people using their work laptop from 2015 that can't decode HEVC in real time? Please tell me if there is a prize for that because I might qualify
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    Quote Originally Posted by anon View Post
    What about people using their work laptop from 2015 that can't decode HEVC in real time? Please tell me if there is a prize for that because I might qualify
    Define real time??

    If the laptop is that old, i would think patience is a virtue

    VLC player will decode no??, but i do think you will need 32gigs of memory, and appreciate a few stutters or some pixelation every once in a while

    Or the best suggestion, tell your employer to get a new fucking laptop

    You pay the shipping and i will send you one from 2019
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaina View Post
    Define real time??
    I hope that's a trick question...

    If the laptop is that old, i would think patience is a virtue

    VLC player will decode no??, but i do think you will need 32gigs of memory, and appreciate a few stutters or some pixelation every once in a while
    I just transcode to H264 using Handbrake whenever the need arises. With the ultrafast and zero latency presets it doesn't take ridiculously long.

    Or the best suggestion, tell your employer to get a new fucking laptop
    As I said, 2015. I no longer work there and never gave it back. The fact they fired all of us three years later didn't motivate me too much, tee hee.

    You pay the shipping and i will send you one from 2019
    Nice try, FBI
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    Quote Originally Posted by anon View Post
    I hope that's a trick question...
    No it was serious, the question i would ask is if you are on a streaming web site or even on YouTube, are the uploads there not different encodes??


    I just transcode to H264 using Handbrake whenever the need arises. With the ultrafast and zero latency presets it doesn't take ridiculously long.
    Again VLC is not a better alternative to decoding things??



    As I said, 2015. I no longer work there and never gave it back. The fact they fired all of us three years later didn't motivate me too much, tee hee.
    Is the company even in business anymore ?? The same i told you my sons company pretty much changes there computers/laptops etc every year, and they just throw them out, he got me a Del Laptop that i just reformatted the hard drive reinstalled windows and that was that....

    For what i do with it , it is perfect.....




    Nice try, FBI
    Why would even say that LOL!!! Like the laptop drive and anything that can be wiped would be the first thing even before you checked if it would turn on LOL!!!!

    Again i know that was a joke, and you know if you needed to go shopping you could PM me first ..

    I still have a locker full of shit and the second bedroom as well , i purged a lot on the move, but some things you just can't let go of..

    Just thinking, i was going to, if i have the patience to go through hundreds of audio video, and PC cables that i have in what, 5-6 Rubber Maid containers, to go through and get rid of!!!!

    Being in a corner unit i kept most of my audio equipment, and video stuff, my sons and daughter took some speakers, amps , that were never used (amps were brand new in the boxes still), again going from a 5 bedroom house and a full basement full of shit (as you know) to a 2 bedroom condo, there was quite a bit of purging....

    Now my older brother recently passed away, if i have time i will send you pictures of the shit he had!!! Fuck he must have had easy over a thousand DVD's and Blu Rays!!!

    Most of them were still sealed, he never opened them up!!! And Collector edition ones.....

    And the same collectables up the wazzooo !!! Not opened either!!!! Most of it is sitting in 2 of my friends enclosed Trailers jammed to the top!!!!!

    He had i don't know how many collector Metal Cars!!!!, Marvel Shit!!!, Horror Shit!!!!...

    I am not allowed to bring one thing in the Condo, the bosses orders!!!!, I have to sell it or give it away!!!!!

    Crazy Anon i am going through this again..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Something Else View Post
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    Because I heard you like a cockatoo.
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