In Canada they teach us that your best bet of surviving a run-in with a bear is to lie down and pretend that you're Leonardo DiCaprio.
In Canada they teach us that your best bet of surviving a run-in with a bear is to lie down and pretend that you're Leonardo DiCaprio.
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In Florida they teach us that your best bet of surviving a run-in with alligators right outside your house door is to lie down and pretend that you're Leonardo DiCaprio, call Mr Ruger while
smoking a Cuban cigar, (preferably a Cohiba), and when Mr Ruger arrives just point at it's threatening head. Take a big puff... and call all your vaccinated dinner party mates.
Last edited by Stehle; 05-13-2021 at 02:09 PM. Reason: A bit more complicated... but better eating.
I knew you couldn't trust those Australians.
Side note. Sean Kelly is the absolute best.
Last edited by IdolEyes787; 05-14-2021 at 12:00 AM.
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I've always liked electric powered vehicles...
Had 4 helping run the farm... may get another... maybe semi self driving.
Than this enters the scene...
His car is impounded... and later buys another Tesla for... $$$ ...Cash!
Only in a Californian 'merike! {sigh}
Last edited by Stehle; 05-15-2021 at 03:04 PM. Reason: Frak! ...at this point I just don't know. {sigh}
They should have arrested him for those eyebrows
They need to take the crime of being Eugene Levy off the books.
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Yup, Good One!
Last edited by Stehle; 05-17-2021 at 04:54 PM. Reason: GMTA Again!
“Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.” ― Hunter S. Thompson
Sup
I've lost two stone living off Fanta and microwave Katsu curries only, my piss is dark yellow and I've wasted 312 hours playing Warzone but medically speaking I am alive.
Has the missus left, or something else.
Now go away.
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