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    In Canada they teach us that your best bet of surviving a run-in with a bear is to lie down and pretend that you're Leonardo DiCaprio.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    In Canada they teach us that your best bet of surviving a run-in with a bear is to lie down and pretend that you're Leonardo DiCaprio.
    In Florida they teach us that your best bet of surviving a run-in with alligators right outside your house door is to lie down and pretend that you're Leonardo DiCaprio, call Mr Ruger while

    smoking a Cuban cigar, (preferably a Cohiba), and when Mr Ruger arrives just point at it's threatening head. Take a big puff... and call all your vaccinated dinner party mates.
    Last edited by Stehle; 05-13-2021 at 02:09 PM. Reason: A bit more complicated... but better eating.

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    I knew you couldn't trust those Australians.



    Side note. Sean Kelly is the absolute best.
    Last edited by IdolEyes787; 05-14-2021 at 12:00 AM.
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    I've always liked electric powered vehicles...

    Had 4 helping run the farm... may get another... maybe semi self driving.

    Than this enters the scene...



    His car is impounded... and later buys another Tesla for... $$$ ...Cash!

    Only in a Californian 'merike! {sigh}
    Last edited by Stehle; 05-15-2021 at 03:04 PM. Reason: Frak! ...at this point I just don't know. {sigh}

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    They should have arrested him for those eyebrows

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    They need to take the crime of being Eugene Levy off the books.
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    Yup, Good One!
    Last edited by Stehle; 05-17-2021 at 04:54 PM. Reason: GMTA Again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    They should have arrested him for those eyebrows


    Muldy. You're alive. Good to see.
    Now go away.

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    Sup

    I've lost two stone living off Fanta and microwave Katsu curries only, my piss is dark yellow and I've wasted 312 hours playing Warzone but medically speaking I am alive.

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    Has the missus left, or something else.
    Now go away.

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