I'll start being afraid of dying when it stops being inevitable. This is also why I'm brave in the face of taxes.
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The worst part is that every event is on at some ungodly hour because I assume they are still mad about Hiroshima or something.
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Doctors: You have the flu.
Shay: I am pretty sure I need my prostate drained.
Doctors: No, you really don't need that. The problems are not even remotely connected.
Shay: I'll pay extra for that nurse to drain my prostate.
Doctors: This is socialized medicine. You don't pay anything anyway.
Shay: So can I get my prostate drained??
Doctors: Good gawd...fine!
Shay:
With the inclusion of things like skateboarding and surfing to "appeal to young people", the Olympics really should considering revising their motto to be " faster, higher, stronger, spinnier".
Also, I'm pretty sure that this is a nefarious plot to end black dominance.
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Shay cancelled us.
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Today Canada is celebrating it's first official Emancipation Day. The fact that Canada has never actually had legalized slavery shouldn't stand in the way or anything.
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