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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I hate snow. This is an actual fact. People used to always say to me , "why don't you take up skiing or something and learn to enjoy Winter?" To which I answer, "fuck off ".
    I once killed a young child for making a snowman. She had it coming for rubbing the whole winter wonderland thing in my face.


    Tell me did He/She form boobs on the snowman, making it gender neutral

    Truth, not a big fan of snow or rain, if my wife was not ill, i would be living in a sunny place for 4-5 months every year...
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    The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaina View Post
    Are you looking for me Chicken Shit
    My apologies, Mr. Gates...
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    You're not an eighties man.
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Whoever said "the pen is mightier than the sword" has clearly never tried to fight a sword with a pen.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    "When the power of love overcomes the love for power, the world will know peace" -- Carlos Menem
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaina View Post
    Commies still stands but i lean towards slanted eyed women that make good egg rolls
    Have a fortune cookie then, traitor.

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    The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money

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    Argentinian Soul Train seems way different than I remember the American version being.

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    These so-called celebrities whose only talent is showing T&A are partly why I left my old TV by the curb with a note that read "works fine, great opportunity!"

    Is this how Americans who have a brain feel about the Kardashians?
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    "Hustle beats talent when talent doesn't hustle". I believe that is the actual slogan of YouTube. Also dogs.
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