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    Quote Originally Posted by anon View Post
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    You may not not know this, you being as what we refer to it in polite society as an illegal but there was a baseball player named Gaylord Perry who played for the Texas Rangers. Great pitcher but a total fag.
    I thought "pitcher" was a code word for... you know.
    I think the word you are searching for is "euphemism". A code word is generally used to hide true meaning, not as a substitute for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Don't make me regret my decision to marry your daughter.


    Truth, i think she can do better, but her twin brother may be available, and he's a giver not a taker, right up your anus alley
    Last edited by shaina; 12-16-2021 at 03:58 AM.
    The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon View Post
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    When i worked selling Washing Machines, an egg roll asked me the question "Is this a good Washing Machine"?? And i responded by nodding my head and said "It Washes", after i finished the paperwork on the sale, i noticed my picture on the wall and under it said "Salesmen of the Month" ..
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    Why?? Is that all you got Fudge Packer, Anti Semitism

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    Last edited by shaina; 12-16-2021 at 02:33 AM.
    The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money

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    Just act as if they were mocking any other group, because it has zero effect on the joke.
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon View Post
    Just act as if they were mocking any other group, because it has zero effect on the joke.




    Is this better

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    Last edited by shaina; 12-16-2021 at 05:40 AM.
    The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money

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    An actual fight that doesn't involve me. Is this heaven?
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    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money

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    Well, merry Christmas y'all. 85 degrees around here; how are you supposed to get in the spirit?

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    Rum and eggnog. I'm pretty sure they teach that in school.

    Anyway, Merry Christmas to all the puppies of the World.
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