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    Literally kill me.

    Time magazine picks 100 most influential photos of all time
    Images include 9/11's Falling Man, flag-raising at Iwo Jima, Ellen's Oscar selfie.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    I shall be getting properly wopped with a blend of strenuous strangling weeds, coiffing the vino la rouge, listening to horrible foreign children arguing over wanky Minecraft, cos the twelve year old is here and he reckons he's a Minecraft savant, which he isn't, fuck I hate Minecraft, and I plan to watch as much Keith Moon drum performances as possible, with the sound down.
    Is the twelve year old a foreign Johnny.

    You could always listen to Leonard Cohen whilst watching Keith Moon drumming sans sound.

    You wouldn't need weeds then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Something Else View Post
    That does sound good. I will be dancing to some gypsydelica music, painting people's faces and getting hepped up on goofballs to the max.
    Painting people's faces, whilst hepped up on goofballs and dancing.

    Quality.

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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    back to work today after 2 weeks off its not so bad coming back on a Saturday for OT. The place is empty and there's a Simpsons double bill on the big tellybox behind me. 715 emails, over 300 from machines saying they're OK and not to worry

    In sad news my 98 year old gran apparently fell out of bed last night and is in a very bad way

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    Sorry to hear about your gran, m80. Hope she'll be ok.
    98 is very old for a gran, mine just had a birthday and she was 86, which I thought was doing pretty well for a human.

    Your 2 weeks off went quick btw
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    And also; fuck you, Giroud.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Hoi Manboy, should you not be watching the egg chasing.

    Japon should be a decent test

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    vino la rouge
    Jesus, fella. Only 8 hits on google for that conurbation of three tongues - and the first from an English language website.
    I don't know whether to feel impressed or maligned.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Hoi Manboy, should you not be watching the egg chasing.

    Japon should be a decent test
    They probably will be

    I've designated this one as not a proper international, as I've got to ration my all-dayers this month.
    The gods are probably furiously debating my position on this as we speak.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Hoi Manboy, should you not be watching the egg chasing.

    Japon should be a decent test
    They probably will be

    I've designated this one as not a proper international, as I've got to ration my all-dayers this month.
    The gods are probably furiously debating my position on this as we speak.
    So not a test then.

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