Last one to post wins the internets

[IdolEyes787]

Literally kill me.

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[JPaul]

I shall be getting properly wopped with a blend of strenuous strangling weeds, coiffing the vino la rouge, listening to horrible foreign children arguing over wanky Minecraft, cos the twelve year old is here and he reckons he's a Minecraft savant, which he isn't, fuck I hate Minecraft, and I plan to watch as much Keith Moon drum performances as possible, with the sound down.

Is the twelve year old a foreign Johnny.

You could always listen to Leonard Cohen whilst watching Keith Moon drumming sans sound.

You wouldn't need weeds then.

[JPaul]

That does sound good. I will be dancing to some gypsydelica music, painting people's faces and getting hepped up on goofballs to the max.

Painting people's faces, whilst hepped up on goofballs and dancing.

Quality.

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[Mr. Mulder]

back to work today after 2 weeks off its not so bad coming back on a Saturday for OT. The place is empty and there's a Simpsons double bill on the big tellybox behind me. 715 emails, over 300 from machines saying they're OK and not to worry

In sad news my 98 year old gran apparently fell out of bed last night and is in a very bad way

[manker]

Sorry to hear about your gran, m80. Hope she'll be ok.
98 is very old for a gran, mine just had a birthday and she was 86, which I thought was doing pretty well for a human.

Your 2 weeks off went quick btw

[manker]

And also; fuck you, Giroud.

[JPaul]

Hoi Manboy, should you not be watching the egg chasing.

Japon should be a decent test

[manker]

vino la rouge

Jesus, fella. Only 8 hits on google for that conurbation of three tongues - and the first from an English language website.
I don't know whether to feel impressed or maligned.

[manker]

Hoi Manboy, should you not be watching the egg chasing.

Japon should be a decent test

They probably will be

I've designated this one as not a proper international, as I've got to ration my all-dayers this month.
The gods are probably furiously debating my position on this as we speak.

[JPaul]

Hoi Manboy, should you not be watching the egg chasing.

Japon should be a decent test

They probably will be

I've designated this one as not a proper international, as I've got to ration my all-dayers this month.
The gods are probably furiously debating my position on this as we speak.

So not a test then.