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    IdolEyes787's Avatar Persona non grata
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Happy 4th of July

    May you have liberty and enough firepower to keep it

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    Or you just traded in one master for another, Kunta.
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    IdolEyes787's Avatar Persona non grata
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    It's like old Patrick Henry use to say, "Give me death because the only true freedom is death" or words to that effect.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Happy Independence Day to all citizens of Trumptopia 2gunsfiring_v1.gif
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Sitting here listening to fireworks go off all around me in a city that has had a ban on them for roughly 20 years.

    Perhaps I'm being a Karen, but I'm pissed.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Never go in against a Canadian when maple syrup is on the line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Sitting here listening to fireworks go off all around me in a city that has had a ban on them for roughly 20 years.
    "Remember honey, we're disobeying an unjust law here. We're patriots... like all those people in jail."
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    https://www.chicagotribune.com/lifes...oey-story.html

    It's America, just assume it's gunshots.
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    I could write that software for Chicago. It's Chicago, they're *all* gunshots.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Never go in against a Canadian when maple syrup is on the line.

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    None of this matters, the internet is still mine.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    I could write that software for Chicago. It's Chicago, they're *all* gunshots.
    In Chicago they comfort small children frightened by thunderstorms by telling them that lightning is just God's muzzle flash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    telling them that lightning is just God's muzzle flash
    Teaching with examples from everyday life is such a great idea.
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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