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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    Does anyone here have a basic understanding of the 2nd amendment?

    Why it was the 2nd amendment, and not the fourth or the eighth?

    Why it was written to begin with and why it exists today?
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

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    After the First Amendment fell on deaf ears, the Founders decided they needed guns as a way to force everyone to agree to the third, fourth and fifth amendments.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    So in logical order - freedom of speech. Freedom to kill other people who may at one point try and steal your TV. Then all the other important freedoms like do not make unto thee any graven images and Christmas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by anon View Post
    There are no sunsets in Japan, that's where the sun rises. Trust me, I'm a scientist.
    I will let that great philosopher Morten Harket settle this.

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    Commies Antifa. We *need* guns because G. Washington knew there'd be Commies Antifa.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    So the answer is not "because it was written after the first"? Occam is such a poser.
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Where's the whimsy? That's what I want to know.
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    The next person who posts better fucking be whimsical or else I'm going to hire a remorseless, preferably German hitman off of the dark web to track you down and kill you.
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    Had my ablation today, boy did that suck donkey-dick, but it's over now, so.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    The next person who posts better fucking be whimsical or else I'm going to hire a remorseless, preferably German hitman off of the dark web to track you down and kill you.
    There are no German hitmen anymore. Those jobs were outsourced to India.
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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