Last one to post wins the internets

**megabyteme** · 07-20-2022, 10:23 AM

Why not both? We're on the verge of going full-out Mad Max. Nothing says, 'Pick a different house.' than a wall of flames with the sound of a Gatling gun punching through the scorched earth.

I've mentioned my son, but I have not said anything about his favorite games nor how he plays them. He's a big fan of the Saints Row series. I see that he *constantly* shoots everyone in the groin. And he's very proficient at it. He shoots a few looters in the dick (I swear he coulddo it all day without any moral pondering), and our neighborhood becomes a place of solitude.

**IdolEyes787** · 07-20-2022, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by megabyteme

Shut up , Idol...

9 mm? That's metric. What are the manufacturers, socialist or something?

Also this guy in Indiana who shot and killed another guy who was shooting and killing people in a mall is being called "a good Samaritan"??? I mean really. Who goes to malls anymore?

**IdolEyes787** · 07-20-2022, 11:27 AM

All I'm saying is that you may be perfectly fine with the fifty-one States of America, now including China and construction workers wearing dresses but I sure the hell am not, buddy. I sure the hell am not.

**megabyteme** · 07-20-2022, 04:13 PM

I think it's safe to say Richard Gatling would roll over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over in his grave if he knew his invention was firing Commie bullets.

I'm guessing the mall shooter was expecting to do some harmless target practice in the old abandoned building and was completely surprised to find people inside.

**IdolEyes787** · 07-21-2022, 12:36 AM

Rich Canadian kid kills best friend with illegal full auto machinegun. Uses the hour it took to call police to replace gun with legal model, throw murder weapon in pond and invent story about hearing shot and finding his friend dead. Defense lawyer says that his client didn't lie, he merely gave the police incorrect information. Gets 5 years but argues should be left off because rights were violated as he was strip searched and left naked in front of officers for 3 minutes and gosh gee now he suffers from post traumatic shock. Beat that, Americans.

**anon** · 07-21-2022, 06:51 AM

Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Also this guy in Indiana who shot and killed another guy who was shooting and killing people in a mall is being called "a good Samaritan"???

Because the title of "angel descended from Heaven" is reserved for everyone in /r/OffDutyBrazilianCop.

**anon** · 07-21-2022, 06:51 AM

Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Rich Canadian kid kills best friend with illegal full auto machinegun. Uses the hour it took to call police to replace gun with legal model, throw murder weapon in pond and invent story about hearing shot and finding his friend dead. Defense lawyer says that his client didn't lie, he merely gave the police incorrect information. Gets 5 years but argues should be left off because rights were violated as he was strip searched and left naked in front of officers for 3 minutes and gosh gee now he suffers from post traumatic shock. Beat that, Americans.

In America, he'd be found not guilty by reason of insanity and then countersue the police department for $5 million.