I saw that post on imgur, too. It's not my kind of thing but I listened to that vid this morning and lasted the whole 4 minutes, which is a personal record for me on jewtube.
Also saw this on imgur andlol'dmy mind was filled with concern. But you're alive so I assume it can't be you
Hehehe You would not believe how effective the words, "I am happily married, and have 2 kids" are. Well...you've got an idea...
And the wife only gets irritated with me when I don't get stuff done around the house. She tends to blame the time I spend with "[my] girls", but I am actually just kinda lazy.
My wife is actually a fifteen-foot tall plesiosaur from the middle triassic period, so I tread lightly.
Mary will never get that.
I'm led to believe that should the presentability of living quarters come into question, it's considered acceptable to enquire at a raised volume how she'd fucking like to spend all day clearing up after the kids while I'm dicking about with numbers you inconsiderate twat.
Christ!
I was waiting for a younger, fatter version of Tom Cruise to be on the judges panel or something. Didn't recognise her at all until a minute or so in.
Still /would, btw, even though she's a bit of a whale. I prefer the updated version but if modern science could provide me with a way to do both then I'm in.
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