Page 734 of 735 FirstFirst ... 234634684724731732733734735 LastLast
Results 7,331 to 7,340 of 7346

Thread: Last one to post wins the internets

  1. #7331
    IdolEyes787's Avatar Persona non grata
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    State of Grace
    Posts
    31,054
    Quote Originally Posted by anon View Post
    Anyway, here's something to help us forget move on from his death by satellite cannon.

    I've been feeding raccoons for years. They have this in common with chimpanzees. The young ones are cute and the big old ones scare the fuck out of me.
    Respect my lack of authority.

  2. Lounge   -   #7332
    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Oh, please...
    Posts
    15,886
    About twenty years ago I found myself picking a lock for a friend who'd lost the key to his hunting camp.

    I thought I felt something pulling on my right pant-leg, but couldn't look at the precise moment I felt it - before I could do anything else, there were four baby raccoons hanging from my jacket, nuzzling my hair and beard.

    There's nothing on earth as cute as a baby 'coon, but then it occurred to me mama raccoon was gonna attack me momentarily.

    It didn't happen; I looked around and found her dead under the porch I was standing on, and my DNR buddy told me I had to give the babies over to the local animal control guy to be "dealt with".

    I'd love to have kept the little buggers.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

  3. Lounge   -   #7333
    shaina's Avatar Poster
    Join Date
    May 2013
    Posts
    7,841
    The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money

  4. Lounge   -   #7334
    IdolEyes787's Avatar Persona non grata
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    State of Grace
    Posts
    31,054
    Not for nothing but that guy needs to die.

    https://theathletic.com/1408168/2019...lton-mckivitz/
    Respect my lack of authority.

  5. Lounge   -   #7335
    IdolEyes787's Avatar Persona non grata
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    State of Grace
    Posts
    31,054
    Wild animals have a probably short, probably miserable existence and some mouth-breather thinks he has the right to take even that from them.
    Respect my lack of authority.

  6. Lounge   -   #7336
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Who can't go online due to a court order? Right, sex offenders.
    You have interesting and likely accurate ideas, but shortly after making my previous post, there was a four-day blackout in my area. It's fairly obvious someone doesn't want me to expose the truth about this conspiracy

    #MegDidn'tKillHimself #TurnMeOnDeadMan
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

  7. Lounge   -   #7337
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    The young ones are cute and the big old ones scare the fuck out of me
    Well, then they're not so different from us after all.

    Also, if the King of Pop couldn't handle Bubbles becoming a grown-up, your chances were approximately 0%.
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

  8. Lounge   -   #7338
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    About twenty years ago I found myself picking a lock for a friend who'd lost the key to his hunting camp.
    Here's the happy ending all of you deserved but never got.

    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

  9. Lounge   -   #7339
    Quote Originally Posted by shaina View Post
    Image.jpg
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

  10. Lounge   -   #7340
    Skiz's Avatar (_8(I)
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    CO
    Age
    46
    Posts
    22,943
    Did you know they purr when they're happy? True story.


    yo

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •