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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I liked him in Seinfeld.


    I didn't watch Seinfeld too much, it was too Jewish for me

    Just kidding, actually lived/experience quite a few jokes in that series

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Rebecca
    Just a touch of Amish..
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    She is Dirty Hot

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    Wait...people find Skylar attractive? She has the biggest case of resting bitch face that I can think of.


    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skiz View Post
    Wait...people find Skylar attractive? She has the biggest case of resting bitch face that I can think of.
    No one with taste, apparently.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    His wife is a handsome woman
    Nice tits for an old burd. I definitely /would.
    Although I don't think she fits into your Skyler White category of burds you'd knob even though they look as if they might have had a cock at some point in their life.
    Do you fill in VAT returns with those fingers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skiz View Post
    Wait...people find Skylar attractive? She has the biggest case of resting bitch face that I can think of.
    She can rest her angry fanny on my face

    /About to watch this weeks walking dead, to be fair I could have skipped the last 3 episodes and still know what's happening

    Planet Earth 2 is the best. I didn't even know there was another earth, with the same animals as us would you believe.
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    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agrajag View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Nice tits for an old burd. I definitely /would.
    Although I don't think she fits into your Skyler White category of burds you'd knob even though they look as if they might have had a cock at some point in their life.
    Do you fill in VAT returns with those fingers.
    Nah dude. I finger VAT returns vicariously using a hawt burd conduit.
    My own filthy digits are kept loose to defile pristine income tax reports of various ilks.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    After reading that I'm thinking that if a book entitled "Love Poems for Accountants" exists, it must be heady stuff indeed.

    "How do I love thee? Let me count your T4as."
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    After reading that I'm thinking that if a book entitled "Love Poems for Accountants" exists, it must be heady stuff indeed.

    "How do I love thee? Let me count your T4as."
    I can set your mind at rest, there.
    Accountants don't have any poets within their midst. We're too robust and manly a species for that kind of guff.

    The only known verse with an accountant as its subject was written by a fey Plymouthian poet.
    I personally visited said poet, drank 12 beers with him and his misssus, and then beat him at arm wrestling. He hasn't written any since

    True Story.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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