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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    After reading that I'm thinking that if a book entitled "Love Poems for Accountants" exists, it must be heady stuff indeed.

    "How do I love thee? Let me count your T4as."
    I can set your mind at rest, there.
    Accountants don't have any poets within their midst. We're too robust and manly a species for that kind of guff.

    The only known verse with an accountant as its subject was written by a fey Plymouthian poet.
    I personally visited said poet, drank 12 beers with him and his misssus, and then beat him at arm wrestling. He hasn't written any since

    True Story.
    I'm betting she had 6, he had 4 and you had 2.

    You also knecked a case of babycham* though.

    *My internet has suggested that I may have intended to write Cocachamba there. I can only assume there are merkins involved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Devolution

    Do you get free prescriptions though?
    And tertiary education.

    Which is kind of why it would be churlish of me to complain about a few hundreds of taxes a year.

    Once the wean has finished uni I will be appalled at the iniquity of it all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    Spunked 95 on a filling this morning, fucking NHS - thanks a lot Obama!

    My dentist is a hawt little Spanish burd though and always manages to rub her tits in my hair and upper face area
    Scotch Prices



    Examination no charge
    Two small X-rays 4.76
    Simple gum treatment(scale & polish) 10.88
    Small amalgam (silver) filing 7.40
    Large amalgam (silver) filing 19.00
    Root canal treatment (front tooth) 40.00
    Simple extraction (one tooth) 6.84

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    Easy to drop the prices when there's not much of a canvas on 99% of their patients

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    I suppose with the amount of filling stuff they are buying then they will get a great bulk discount.

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    On a plus side, if someone here got every one of the things on that list they would still be charged less than your filling and still have enough left for a Haggis Supper, a pickled egg and a bottle of Irn Bru.

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    Mine was 95 because I went for a fancy white one to match the other 6 I've had done

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    I got a white one done recently, only because it was a front tooth like, I'm not a fancy-dan or owt.

    14.40 if I remember correctly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    My dentist is a hawt little Spanish burd though and always manages to rub her tits in my hair and upper face area
    Say goodbye to her since those damn furreners will clearly all get deported after Brexit, no?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caballero View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    My dentist is a hawt little Spanish burd though and always manages to rub her tits in my hair and upper face area
    Say goodbye to her since those damn furreners will clearly all get deported after Brexit, no?
    Not the hawt ones with skills we need in this country.

    They will be fine.

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