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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    Incidentally my face on Justin Bieber's head looks like an albino Hugh Grant.

    I'm not going to post it, like, you'll just have to take my word for it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    I was in Middlesburgh over the weekend.

    Newcastle with the character removed would be a fair description.
    I once talked to a burd from Middlesburgh, she was selling legal representation to people who'd recently been in a vehicular accident.
    I didn't want to buy any, but I chatted to her nonetheless. Single mother with three kids and she was just doing the cold calling from home to make a few squid after the kiddies went to bed.

    At the end of the call she said I'd brightened up her day, which I initially thought was quite nice but, really, talk about being damned with faint praise.
    I had occasion to be in the vicinity of Glasgow Sheriff Court* recently.

    There was a woman walking about asking people if they had been involved in an accident, and would they want to discuss legal representation.

    I though " Fuck sake we have finally morphed into merkins"





    *Europe's busiest Court**

    ** It makes one so proud.

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    Feck sake Barbie you're his double, that was pointless.

    Oh wait, there's a spoiler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Feck sake Barbie you're his double, that was pointless.

    Oh wait, there's a spoiler.
    If it wasn't for the Hoops shirt, I'd have a hard time believing that the pic of you in your aviary isn't Peter Falk.
    You just never know where you are these days with barbie and his ilk's digital lamination miasma.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    I totally read that "hoop skirt" and I have to believe it was because that's what you were really thinking when you wrote "Hoops shirt".
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Morning cunts.

    2 new burds started today in t'office, both smowking hawt1!

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    They're not for you.

    NOT FOR YOU

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I totally read that "hoop skirt" and I have to believe it was because that's what you were really thinking when you wrote "Hoops shirt".
    It's a bit like if someone was wearing a Leafs jersey, except it's a Hoops shirt as it's Glasgow Celtic and not Toronto Maple Leafs. That's such a weird thing, btw, 'Leafs', why not Leaves? Get a brain, morans.

    I probably over-explained that, but I literally wouldn't have been comfortable had the three people, max, who read the post been of the silent opinion that I'd made some kind of error.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    They're not for you.

    NOT FOR YOU
    He's in a different postcode, barbs. Don't you even watch films like Roadtrip and Van Wilder.
    He's constitutionally entitled to some xmas frottage and year round arse and boob watching.

    Also, he's very unlikely to cheat on the hefty but watchfully nimble Sri Lankan in the newsagents over the road, so you're worrying about nothing again.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    I think cos I'm marrying her it's cool to have 10 wives or something else as is their savage custom

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