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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    I did catch the responsible raccoon and literally said, "You killed my duck, prepare to die."
    I'm imagining it happened exactly like this except with a lot more whisker twitching.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Sadly, we didn't replace the much-loved ducks from last year's flock. I did catch the responsible raccoon and literally said, "You killed my duck, prepare to die."
    And to answer your PM, yes I'm doing fine. I worked an extra 5 shifts in 8 days (will be 7.5 additional shifts on this 2 week cheque) and have been exhausted.
    @Idol: I keep my mind in the gutter. So far, my body belongs to Netflix.
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    I am thinking if you change the word gutter to gullet?? That's where the actual ducks are now, blaming the coon was just a distraction for the kids, rest in pieces my greasy old friends
    True Story.... Family friend (Pork Chop!!), actually caught a coon and gassed the fucker with his car exhaust!!, the question asked is what happened to it after?? not sure if he sold it to one of the Asians that worked in the factory?? That is still a mystery today.....

    I am glad you are good buddy keeping healthy and busy and raking in the Doe Ra Me!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    I did catch the responsible raccoon and literally said, "You killed my duck, prepare to die."
    I'm imagining it happened exactly like this except with a lot more whisker twitching.

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    That is exactly what I was thinking at the time. At least I didn't go Korean vengeance on it.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Surprised you didn't as it was an obvious revenge killing.
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    Word of the day....opprobrium....
    The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Stehle View Post
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    (I am currently firing on 2 cylinders... same problems, just worse.
    That the engine still turns over is the most important thing.
    Too True!
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.” ― Hunter S. Thompson

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaina View Post
    Word of the day....opprobrium....
    You picked up on that, did you?

    You can't go around killing everything just because you disapprove of it's inherent loathsome nature or there wouldn't be any politicians left.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by shaina View Post
    Word of the day....opprobrium....
    You picked up on that, did you?
    You can't go around killing everything just because you disapprove of it's inherent loathsome nature or there wouldn't be any politicians left.
    Yup i did and your opinion is Very true Idol.....

    Was also thinking if you could turn your own feces into fuel, would there be less fighting in the world?? Or better yet would there actually be any obese people considering they would have to make enough fuel for there car to get to work?? Plus there would have to be a way to make sure the New Democratic party in the US wouldn't complain about the foul stench of the recycled achievement?? You know the global warming and climate change thing?? Actually may mask some of there stench for the reasoning of not wearing deodorant on the basis of there religion, and the foul smell coming out of there mouths every time they speak.....

    I am also trying to comprehend if going outside in the cold here is giving me weird thoughts

    Edit: Also think that if this miraculous achievement did happen?? It would be on RT News first reporting that Putin Invented it , and CNN will say that Trump was in collusion with him. That will keep Mueller busy!!. Even know chances are it will be that one and only small Democracy in the Middle East, and of course Roger Waters representing the BDS will boycott using the new technology, and the whole flock will be posting this on there I-phones and PC's that the chips and technology in those achievements were designed and invented in...... Plus you should stay away from Kaspersky!!, he is always watching you, and trying to steal your communist capitalist ideas for himself

    I think i have to stay out of the cold for a bit.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaina View Post
    Was also thinking if you could turn your own feces into fuel, would there be less fighting in the world??
    You can. Methane --> Hydrogen --> Fuel Cell Vehicles

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caballero View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by shaina View Post
    Was also thinking if you could turn your own feces into fuel, would there be less fighting in the world??
    You can. Methane --> Hydrogen --> Fuel Cell Vehicles
    Methane-Vapor??

    Hydrogen- combustible??

    Fuel Cell- Batteries??

    Poop- ???

    Sorry Not getting it Cabby?? You think you can take a solid dump and somehow turn it into vapor, make it combustible, and chamber it to charge in a battery form?? Or laments speaking turning Shit into Batteries??? Thinking blowing farts and lighting them up?? Or are they called "Blue Flamers" or even Fracking

    Do you think for every household to do this if possible?? They will have to eat a restricted diet to get this to work?? Will that effect the economy in some way that other foods that don't apply to make this happen will lose sales?? Jobs?? Do you think this will help grow the population being they can produce more of the commodity??
    Will it affect some religious faiths ?? Do you see this becoming some sort of bathroom movement in the future?? And the most Important!! Climate Change??

    Interesting??

    What do you think the first vehicle should be named??

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