Last one to post wins the internets

[shaina]

What was it some blow up doll or some supplement that caught your eye, or was it cheap Viagra ..

You've found me out. It was an

blowup doll stuffed with opium. Serves me right really for trying to get one over on the Man.

Well the positive Idol....

Opium vs Fentanyl

Is that you

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I can tell you he is not that sexy buddy, i guess if you ordered a younger version you got a shot


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[anon]

The can see the phone is not active and credit you back as well...

Call as soon as first person goes through there shtick!!! Ask for "Retention"

> the phone line has never been active
> call and ask for Retention

What are you going to tell them? That the service was so bad Skynet sent a Terminator back in time to execute the postman before he could deliver your SIM?

[shaina]

The can see the phone is not active and credit you back as well...

Call as soon as first person goes through there shtick!!! Ask for "Retention"

> the phone line has never been active
> call and ask for Retention

What are you going to tell them? That the service was so bad Skynet sent a Terminator back in time to execute the postman before he could deliver your SIM?

I assume he has a landline or some sort of communicator he can make calls with?? Do you assume he lives in a cave or teepee and only sends smoke signals to locals

And knowing if you connect the smart phone to wifi, can you make calls?? Whatsapp?? or other voip calling apps?? Facetime??

And your comment makes sense the phone has never been active, yet he made a comment that they were going to start to bill him??

How do they do that with your logic??

So saying again, you can call with toll free number and ask for retention if you were billed for something or better yet didn't get something on time!!!!!

They can see he has opened an account with the provider and it is pending activation with the phone number he has chosen

[anon]

And your comment makes sense the phone has never been active, yet he made a comment that they were going to start to bill him??

How do they do that with your logic??

Hell if I know. Blame capitalism.

[shaina]

And your comment makes sense the phone has never been active, yet he made a comment that they were going to start to bill him??

How do they do that with your logic??

Hell if I know. Blame capitalism.

[IdolEyes787]

I assume he has a landline or some sort of communicator he can make calls with?? Do you assume he lives in a cave or teepee and only sends smoke signals to locals

It's a yurt. It's not like I'm a savage. I'll I got to say is that this Candy Crush thing better be worth it.

[shaina]

It's a yurt. It's not like I'm a savage.

What the heck is a yurt

I'll I got to say is that this Candy Crush thing better be worth it.

Nope

PS.. I know you are not a savage, you like single malt scotch

[anon]

Candy Crush is the bomb, it'll make you cum 6 times in 2 minutes(?).

[shaina]

Candy Crush is the bomb, it'll make you cum 6 times in 2 minutes(?).

I think he is really going to need a real sexy blow up doll, or s shit load of enhanced Viagra, and a few looks at a national geographic, for that to happen

Remember riding that bicycle seat all those years is not helping him, he may have to fake a few

And the 2min part is quite funny, thinking quick draw

PS. Again the game is not that good.......

[anon]

PS. Again the game is not that good.......

Someone saw SameGame Bejeweled and thought "what if we did the same but with microtransactions, there's a new player born every minute after all".

I had a port of SameGame in my old Nokia and only managed to clear the playing board once. No pay2win on that one