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    I was bored , but found this map of the USA a bit insightful... if not a bit humorus...

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    Want to make $35Kusd... try toilet design... so, shoot for the moon as it were!

    https://www.nasa.gov/solve/nasas-lunar-loo-challenge/

    (Off to see how my m8s in London & Scotland ...well most the UK are fairing*. Pip-pip and all that shite!)

    *(Virtually, but of course.)

    Enjoy your Sunday!
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    I broke my nose this morning.Yes, it was exercise related.

    Things I learned from the experience. It doesn't really hurt. It feels funny when you touch if because there's no structure and it's now just soft. It bleeds like fuck. Concrete is hard and fuck and I don't suggest slamming your face directly into it unless you are Meg and then by all means..
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    im the last one so the internet is mine just need my old handle back

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I broke my nose this morning.Yes, it was exercise related.

    Things I learned from the experience. It doesn't really hurt. It feels funny when you touch if because there's no structure and it's now just soft. It bleeds like fuck. Concrete is hard and fuck and I don't suggest slamming your face directly into it unless you are Meg and then by all means..
    Idol... I'm so sorry... that's kinda what happened to me one night not long after the bacterial meningitis took me equilibrium. Like a fool I fell on a propane barbecue grill handle on a lady

    friend's patio off of her bedroom in Okeechobee at 3am, trying to take a piss. I bled like a stuck pig.

    (She drove me home (3 hrs), after a quick hospital visit. They had to re-break it a week or so later to set it. We never saw each other again, but in a totally weird way... yeah, I called it exercise related too.)

    I truly hope yours doesn't need a re-brake & set later, as they put me under for that.
    Last edited by Stehle; 06-29-2020 at 01:30 AM. Reason: I wondered why she was smiling as she drove... turned out she was a total S&M freak, or so she told me on the celll later.

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    About time your nose matches the rest of your messed up face, Idol. Now you just need a hunch and a bell...
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    About time your nose matches the rest of your messed up face, Idol. Now you just need a hunch and a bell...
    Speaking of bells...

    I am wondering if Idol equipped his bicycle with one of theses...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stehle View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I broke my nose this morning.Yes, it was exercise related.

    Things I learned from the experience. It doesn't really hurt. It feels funny when you touch if because there's no structure and it's now just soft. It bleeds like fuck. Concrete is hard and fuck and I don't suggest slamming your face directly into it unless you are Meg and then by all means..
    Idol... I'm so sorry... that's kinda what happened to me one night not long after the bacterial meningitis took me equilibrium. Like a fool I fell on a propane barbecue grill handle on a lady

    friend's patio off of her bedroom in Okeechobee at 3am, trying to take a piss. I bled like a stuck pig.

    (She drove me home (3 hrs), after a quick hospital visit. They had to re-break it a week or so later to set it. We never saw each other again, but in a totally weird way... yeah, I called it exercise related too.)

    I truly hope yours doesn't need a re-brake & set later, as they put me under for that.
    It seems you have lots of luck Stehle, but it happens to be all bad

    Tell me tho, well, it was inevitable that you had 2 black eyes after they reset your honker, did it help keeping the sun glare out??

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    I hope this picture i posted isn't racists, but an African American putting on partial black face never raised any red flags
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stehle View Post

    Idol... I'm so sorry... that's kinda what happened to me one night not long after the bacterial meningitis took me equilibrium. Like a fool I fell on a propane barbecue grill handle on a lady

    friend's patio off of her bedroom in Okeechobee at 3am, trying to take a piss. I bled like a stuck pig.

    (She drove me home (3 hrs), after a quick hospital visit. They had to re-break it a week or so later to set it. We never saw each other again, but in a totally weird way... yeah, I called it exercise related too.)

    I truly hope yours doesn't need a re-brake & set later, as they put me under for that.
    I was doing cable crunches but because of the COVID I was doing them at home instead of a gym and with bands instead of cables. Who besides every child who ever played with a rubber band could have reckoned that rubber has a tensile strength? Anyway I basically held my hands over my head and then smashed my nose into the cement floor with all the force my body could generate plus whatever potential energy was in the band. Cool.
    I remember feeling the band snap and then before I could even react, my face was one with the floor and I was thinking (true story)well this isn't very good now is it?

    Still I consider myself pretty darn stupid lucky as it could have been my teeth or my jaw. As for hospital I cleaned up the area so it less resembled a crime scene and then continued my workout.
    That's what they teach us in Special Ed Forces, queer.
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    Woke up with raccoon eyes. Sunglasses for the next few days I guess.
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