The problem having a howitzer in your front yard is there's hardly any room for escalation.
The problem having a howitzer in your front yard is there's hardly any room for escalation.
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Howitzers have an effective range of dozens of miles which means that if no one created weapons like this then no one would have to give an actual fuck about an enemy who's 18 miles away. Kind of seems self-defeating.
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That's what I admire about sharks, don't get in their face and they won't in turn give you any grief. Sharks are more civilized than howitzers.
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Also rattlesnakes. Everyone is always ragging on rattlesnakes but you have to get really really close to a diamondback before it becomes a threat.
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In other news, Velma is now ghey. Weirdly someone felt the need to say this explicitly while leaving all the people who are straight in Scooby Doo still open to speculation.
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All the wild animals are friends of mine, and no one in their Right (or Left) mind would attempt to invade.
All of my extraordinarily capable human neighbors are allies.
I have a variety of ordinance (no nukes).
The phophorus shells are kinda phun.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Rattlesnakes audibly warn you that they're dangerous and should not be fucked with before potentially ruining your day/life. That alone makes them rank higher than many humans.
With that said, most snakes are peaceful*. Can you spot her chilling on the ssssssssofa?
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* = offer not valid in Australia.
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